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Dog Rules

Now that Sydney is a seven month old adolescent, I have found these rules very helpful. I hope you do too. :) (HT Susan)

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the
furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not
allowed to sleep with humans on the bed.
6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the
covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
9. Okay, the dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the
dog.

This does indeed clear everything right up.

Posted by Tammy · October 23, 2005 09:35 PM · Permalink
Animal Issues | Tammy Notes

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Posted by: Tom at October 24, 2005 06:59 AM

He, he. Glad to know that Sadie has some boundaries. I just might crack down on my 6 month old border collie and start to enforce these rules with her. I'll ask her if it is o.k. first, of course..

Posted by: neocon cowgirl at October 24, 2005 07:16 AM

Reminds me of cold winter nights as a kid when our dog would come to my room to sleep in bed with me. When I'd try to change sleeping positions, he'd growl. He knew who was boss in that house.

Posted by: Bachbone at October 24, 2005 07:20 AM

Dog "Rules" indeed... : )

Posted by: The Ugly American at October 24, 2005 11:56 AM

Sounds like we all have the same rules.....: )

Posted by: L.B. at October 24, 2005 11:31 PM

Not all! I keep far too many dogs for this. Besides, my wife says they stink...

Posted by: wilson at October 25, 2005 07:27 AM

Wilson.....

Tell your wife to give them a bath. How many dogs do you have?

Posted by: L.B. at October 25, 2005 09:24 AM

We must keep this a secret....my wife doesn't know...

(whispering)...27

Posted by: wilson at October 25, 2005 09:38 AM

(whispering back........27?) Do you keep them under the bed so she won't find out!

Posted by: L.B. at October 25, 2005 01:03 PM

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