San Francisco Wants to Be Powered by Poo
SAN FRANCISCO – City officials are hoping to harness the power of dog doo. San Franciscans already recycle more than 60 percent of their garbage, but in this dog-friendly town, animal feces make up nearly 4 percent of residential waste, or 6,500 tons a year — nearly as much as disposable diapers, according to the city.
Within the next few months, Norcal Waste, a garbage hauling company that collects San Francisco’s trash, will begin a pilot program under which it will use biodegradable bags and dog-waste carts to pick up droppings at a popular dog park.
Maybe this is good–they’re admitting they’re full of it and want to change that. I would suggest, though, they could start by giving people their guns back, allowing the military on campuses and shutting down the pot stores (their clientele always get lost anyway).
If you want to be a good citizen of the planet, load the contents of your litter boxes and scoopers into a box and mail it to the Mayor Newsom, or maybe to Nancy Pelosi.
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[All fixed, thanks Prah--ed.]
All I can say is….thank GOD I dont live in that city anymore….they should build a wall at the city limits with all the libs still there and let the navy use it as a bombing range for target practice. Its all its good for anymore…the liberals have ruined my beautiful city.
Come on now, it’s still one of the most beautiful cities in the world.
Don’t give up on it yet. And the poop idea, that’s what powered Barter Town in the movie “Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome”.
But you heathens have probably never seen it.
Excellent point, Prah Qwan. But there was a big problem with the Barter Town economic model, because Master Blaster was a one-man cartel (very much like OPEC), subjecting the city to crippling embargoes whenever his perverse demands were not met. This is why we must never allow those San Francisco moonbats to seize control of the nation’s strategic reserves of dog crap.