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Phil Spector with Agitated Hair

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Cynthia McKinney with Agitated Hair

Perhaps we should start to consider that hair, being closest to the brain, could give us the first sign that something may be going terribly wrong underneath. I opine, you decide.

With Spector, his hair became noticable unhappy when he claimed that actress Lana Clarkson put a revolver in her mouth when she decided for some inexplicable reason to blow her head off in his foyer. His trial, btw, has been postponed until September 2006. In the meantime he’s wandering around free on one million dollars bail.

McKinney’s hair seems to have freaked out when the Congresswoman decided that her punching and slapping a police officer was their own fault and a result of her victim’s incompetence (and racism of course). Oh, Danny Glover supports her. Is that supposed to make us afraid or something? Or maybe he’s just the one guy in her vicinity who’s too big for her to beat up. Facing assault charges, McKinney is also, as of right now, still wandering around free in Washington, DC.

With news like this from both coasts, I think we should all just stay inside, and report any other hair that appears to be telling us something.

4 Comments | Leave a comment
  1. Uncle Tim says:

    I was more struck by that freaky glowing look in her eyes. Mommy make the scarry woman go away!

    She looks one missed dose of Prempro short of a complete meltdown

  2. Tink says:

    That photo of Spector never gets old does it. Too funny.

    I wonder if there’s some “wall of sound” / “wall of hair” connection.

    Maybe McKinney was offended that the guard didn’t mistake her for Oprah.
    (I bet the people in her own district couldn’t pick her out of a line up) —pun intended :o)

  3. ltlme says:

    I’m sick of the race card being played.

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