Let me put it this way, I’m not feeling sorry for the guy.
I mean, if you have to be trapped in something, there are worse things, like a vat of snakes, or a vat of poo, or even a vat of stinky cheese. But this, well, no complaints here.
And in other chocolate news:
Workers Discover Chocolate Virgin Mary
Workers at Angiano’s gourmet chocolate company, Bodega Chocolates, discovered under a vat a 2-inch-tall column of chocolate drippings that they believe bears a striking resemblance to the Virgin Mary.
Since the discovery Monday, Angiano’s employees have spent much of their time hovering over the tiny figure, praying and placing rose petals and candles around it.
As a chocolate expert, may I suggest that they be a little careful with those candle flames around Mary. The last thing we want is her turning into a fondue.
Wow what is it about Jesus and Mary they sure get around. They show up in grottos in Eastern Europe, highway overpass, bathroom tiles, grilled cheese sandwiches. Mary even made it to Alabama a couple of years ago.
Nobody ever sees Buddha, he must be a homebody. Nor Muhammad, the Oscar the Grouch of the deities. Not to many people want him hanging around with his constant rants about the Jews….Who needs that.
“…there are worse things, like a vat of snakes…”
INDY: Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
SALAH: Ah yes, asps, very deadly. You go first.
Hey Tammy – from one chocolate expert to another, I felt this was probably the appropriate space on which to send the following message:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TAMMY!
Hope you have the good fortune of having a vat of chocolate all to yourself on this day! Cheers.