WaPo Springs Into Action to Save James Webb

by Tammy on October 27, 2006 · 3 comments

Without even an effort to mask the biggest, sloppiest French kiss given to any candidate this season so far by the Establishment Media. Oh, they address his history of hostility toward women, but then go into overdrive to salve that wound. The only thing they left out in this remarkable love letter is how performing oral sex on your four-year-old son isn’t sex at all. Oh, Webb already made that point earlier in the day.

Defiant Iraq War Foe Defined by Vietnam

James Webb will tell you that he is first a writer, with several best-selling novels to his name. He is also the descendant of brave-hearted Scots-Irish who stood up to English kings. He is a husband and father of four.

But above all, Webb is still in his heart a combat Marine. His defining moment came in Vietnam, and he remains loyal to the men he led and the memories he formed there. Once a year or so he reunites with former comrades. At Arlington National Cemetery, he visits the graves of others, often leaving Marlboro cigarettes for his buddy, Snake.

All together now: “Awwwwww…” A “descendant of brave-hearted Scots-Irish who stood up to English kings.” Wow, how wrong I must be about the scum factor. Then again, his writing exposes him to be a depraved misogynist. But hey! Let’s all get over that incestuous pedophilia he wrote about in such detail. After all, he’s also a husband and father of four!!

Next thing you know, he’ll borrow one of Hillary’s crosses.

At 60, Webb, who says he loves writing because of the independence — “You can sit on a park bench, and no one knows who the hell you are”

Independence? To be yourself? To be honest? This makes all the sense in the world. After all, when you’re writing about the sexual degradation of women and children, I suppose it’s best to do it in a place where no one knows who you are.

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{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

1 SLABBOTT October 28, 2006 at 1:34 am

I demand to know what Nancy Pelosi knew and when she knew it and the immediate resignation of all democratic…oh nevermind!!! Good grief!!!

2 Ray Zacek October 28, 2006 at 6:52 am

Well, look at it this way: by the middle of November, he will be able to sit idly on that park bench again and nobody will know who he is.

3 Dave J October 28, 2006 at 7:52 am

There hasn’t been an ENGLISH king of England since Henry VIII, or maybe since Richard III if you consider the Tudors Welsh. So Webb’s brave-hearted Scots-Irish ancestors must’ve been an awfully long time ago: odd since the Scots-Irish as a people didn’t really exist until Scots Presbyterians started flooding into Ulster while Cromwell was running amok all over Ireland in the middle of the 17th century.

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