All Tara, all the time. No bin Laden, any of the time.
It’s five days away from Christmas, and the only story in the “news” is Miss USA Cries, Doesn’t Get Fired, Gets Sent to Rehab by The Donald.
I’ve been trying to care, and all I can think about is that I must be going to the wrong clubs in the wrong city because I’ve never seen Miss USA and Miss Teen USA make out, or drink, or dance around. So now I’m bummed about this issue so close to Christmas, and I’m not upset about some new Islamist terror attack killing thousands, ergo, bin Laden very well may be dead.
I felt I should be happy that a matter this trivial has consumed the news. Then I slipped back into being unhappy that a matter this trivial has consumed the news. Then I had some sake and everything was okay.
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Try the pool at Wyndham Palm Springs during Dinah Shore weekend.
I’m pretty sure I saw her there last year giving the kiss of life to Miss October 2004.
Personally, I think Trump and the pageant owe a HUGE public apology to Vanessa Williams. Her indiscretion back in the 80’s was nowhere near this caliber. Come on Don, ante up. Put your money where your mouth is and make a public apology to Vanessa.
[Well, first of all Ms. Williams was in the Miss America pageant, not associated with Trump. And the difference between this MIss USA and Ms. Williams is at least if Miss USA *was* making out with another woman, she didn';t have pictures taken of it, and published in a porn magazine. Little bit of a difference there--ed.]
Like a gold ring in a pig’s snout
is a beautiful woman who shows no discretion.
Proverbs 11:22
Here ya go Tammy:
5 Nurses and 1 Doctor set to die in an attempt by Libya to extort money from Bulgaria.
Episcopal Church keeps selling the lie; CAMERA attempts to corret.
Just doing my part to liven things up!
This picture confirms what I thought I saw last night on the news. If she really wanted to appear as a demure and apologetic Miss USA maybe she should’ve thought twice about the party girl black nail polish.
I really wanted to like her since she’s a wild country girl and we’ve all had our “moments” but my BS meter won’t let me. Her forced tears were not necessary.
Little faker.
Pathetic…and all the free publicity Trump got was amazing…
I caught the news conference only because I have to suffer listening to CNN at work all day. I was humored by the whole affair. What tickeled me the most was when she said that she wanted to be a good role model to young girls. I can see her talking to middle school children now:
“Okay Ya’ll now I’m going to teach you how to carry a Fordy (translates to a 40 oz of beer) in this coach purse along with your mirror, dollar bill, and sack of cocaine.”
“Next, I’m going to show you how to dance on top of a bar without ruining your lovely sash.”
…Yeah, what a wonderful example she is. More like proof that there needs to be more chlorine in the gene pool!!!!
After reading the shenanigans of Miss USA, Miss Teen USA, and now Miss Nevada, I believe that Donald should rename these contests “Trump’s Tramps”.
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