Tammy Bruce: Take the Enemy at Their Word, Part 19,899

Take the Enemy at Their Word, Part 19,899

Iran president says Israel's days are numbered

TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Tuesday told delegates at an international conference questioning the Holocaust that Israel's days were numbered...

"Thanks to people's wishes and God's will the trend for the existence of the Zionist regime is downwards and this is what God has promised and what all nations want," he said. "Just as the Soviet Union was wiped out and today does not exist, so will the Zionist regime soon be wiped out," he added.

Hearing of this new threat, James Baker reportedly suggested that we add serving chocolate milk and cookies at the meeting he wants us to have with this raving lunatic. "Everyone loves chocolate milk and cookies. If we just make him feel loved and happy, I'm sure he'll stop wanting to kill all the Jews. Well, maybe we should make the milk warm. Yeah, that's the ticket. Oh, we should also set up a "hug line." My mommy did that for me when there were misunderstandings at home. Everyone lined up and hugged the person who was out of sorts. It always made me feel better. And remember to smile. That'll show Mahmoud that we're not so bad."

When asked if Smiling Jews should be at the meeting, considering that's who everyone is afraid of, Baker was less enthusiastic. "No, no, that's not a good idea. It'll just upset Mahmoud. Look, I'm thinking the man will be happy if we can give him the impression that all the Jews are gone. With that in mind, we can't very well invite them to meetings now, can we?"

Good point. And remember to warm up that milk!

Posted by Tammy · December 12, 2006 02:50 PM · Permalink
Jew-Hatred | Satire/Absurdity | Tyrants | War on Radical Islam

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I wonder who's next after we get rid of all the silly Jews? Do we then go after all the uppity negroes? How about the Asians or the Mexicans? Just wondering?

Posted by: SLABBOTT at December 12, 2006 03:01 PM

Before anyone is put on future "commissions," I suggest they be evaluated for Alzheimer's. It appears Baker and Hamilton would not pass such a test.

Posted by: Bachbone at December 12, 2006 03:06 PM

Baker was a fairly sharp guy 20 years ago; not the sharpest in Ronnie’s team but above average. His brain started regressing about 17 years ago. I thought he had reached a steady state about 13 years ago. The ISG report shows how wrong I was. That he was a special ( and very well paid) assistant to Kofi for almost 8 years should have been a clue. He has continued to regress and now is as dumb as Carter. As I have said here many time the last many months neither party has a monopoly on liberals. Carter and Baker prove that the same could be said about Jew hating liberals. They are in both parties.

In 1964 a red neck former boxer and current Democratic governor of Alabama ran for President (taking votes from the real conservative in the race Barry) he said “there aint a nickels worth of difference between the two parties.” (meaning the Dems and the GOP). I thought he had taken too many blows to the head while boxing. But the last 5 years have proved him not too far from right. Today’s baker is very little like the Baker of 1986; but he is very much like his old boss Kofi and also much like Carter. I have said many times I think Carter was the worst President in American history. I have the same opinion of Baker. That the GOP allowed him to be the “Republican leader” of the ISG shows how liberal the GOP leadership is and has been for 5 years. The GOP leaders say they are conservative but read what Baker says and read Carter and compare and contrast. The compare fills 3 Blue Books. The contrast only 2 pages! It looks like Bush is going to do the same thing to Israel that Nixon did to China (for those under 55 there was one China in America until 1972 and that was Formosa. The other was Red China and was not recognized by most of the free world; nor by the UN. Nixon stabbed our ally free China in the back and among other things said Red China should get the permanent seat on the UN Security Council. Bush is (through his subordinates) blaming Israel for his failure in the War on Terror. Both parties are run by liberals; only one of them tells us they are conservative. Actions speak louder than words. And by Baker as the Republican leader of the ISG the GOP is acting like a very liberal party.

Which BTW is why Americans voted them out of power last month. Read Tammy’s article of yesterday in the Philly Inquirer.

Posted by: Rod at December 12, 2006 03:24 PM

Tammy: "And remember to warm up that milk!"
Tammy, are you equating ImaDamnNutJob with SANTA? Blasphemy! And are you channeling Scrappleface and the Onion now? (Snippy, snippy) Great post.

Posted by: FozzieBear at December 13, 2006 10:51 AM

Here's the solution to the Iranian nuclear problem: Nuke all their nuclear facilities. Then invite David Duke to an international conference to deny that it ever happened.

JRS

Posted by: JayRocketScientist at December 14, 2006 10:15 AM

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