Tammy Bruce: Traffic Jam!

Traffic Jam!

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.

Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window..

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon.'

Posted by Tammy · August 26, 2008 09:23 PM · Permalink
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Slow news day,eh,Tammy?

Posted by: storytold at August 26, 2008 09:42 PM

ROTFLMAO!

Posted by: LongviewCyclist at August 26, 2008 09:44 PM

Barry and Hillary decided to settle the nomination once and for all with a game of Survivor. So they got in a row boat together and started paddling out to the island. On the way, a storm came and Barack, being inexperienced, was having trouble with the oars. "You don't know what your doing!" screamed Hillary as she tried to grab them away from him. "I am the Chosen One to lead this boat!" replied Barack as he wrestled them back from her. A fight ensued, the boat capsized, and they both fell into the ocean.

Who survived?

******

*******

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America

Posted by: ashleymatt at August 27, 2008 07:47 AM

They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat. When he left to discover America, he didn't know where he was going. When he got there he didn't know where he was. And it was all done on a government grant.

... does sound strangely familiar!

Posted by: marleed at August 27, 2008 08:57 AM

Not to sound like a ditto head, but . . .

ROTFLMAO!

That was hysterical!

BTW: Here's my gallon.

Posted by: ladykrystyna at August 27, 2008 10:22 AM

Now, now. If we're going to condemn Bush/Cheney assassination chic, we shouldn't be having jokes likes these.

Posted by: Hadsil at August 27, 2008 11:39 AM

I have to agree with Hadsil. I love a good joke as much the next guy, but this just isn't funny. It low-class, mean and juvenile.

Posted by: lnbee at August 27, 2008 12:02 PM

Stupid terrorists!
They forgot to snatch Keith Olbermann.

Posted by: DogOnCrack at August 27, 2008 12:05 PM

We're the ones with the sense of humor......put me down for a gallon too.

Posted by: TammyLover at August 27, 2008 12:05 PM

Come on Hadsil and Lnbee - that joke is creative! The usual Bush / Chaney assassination jokes (Family Guy once had an extreemly unfunny episode with about 20 of them) aren't creative at all - they're hateful. No one here would ever actually DO such a thing, but with Bush/Cheney jokes, there's always that odd hint of 'wishful thinking' behind them.

Posted by: PeteRFNY at August 27, 2008 03:02 PM

Ya, ladykrystyna & Hadsil are right! Thats just not funny.....much....
DogOnCrack has a good point, they forgot one... or five...

Posted by: Rob at August 27, 2008 08:49 PM

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