Giving a whole new meaning to ‘doing his duty.’
Hahahahahaha! I think this story about the Friend of Saddam speaks for itself. This is almost as good as when the Eiffel Tower caught fire back in 2003.
Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle
Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being mauled by his own ‘clinically depressed’ pet dog.
The 76-year-old statesman was savaged by his white Maltese dog – which suffers from frenzied fits and is being treated with anti-depressants.
The animal, named Sumo, had become increasingly violent over the past years and was prone to making ‘vicious, unprovoked attacks’, Chirac’s wife Bernadette said. The former president, who ruled France for 12 years until 2007, was taken to hospital in Paris where he was treated as an outpatient and sent home, VSD magazine reported.
Mrs Chirac said: ‘The dog went for him for no apparent reason.
‘We were already aware the animal was unpredictable and is actually being treated with pills for depression.
‘My husband was bitten quite badly, but he is certain to make a full recovery over the coming weeks.’
The former French First Lady did not reveal where on his body Chirac was bitten…
Perhaps we should offer Sumo asylum and let him live with Gwen and Ratchet ;)
Whoo whoo! What a hero! This is great. Good dog!
That poor dog! They put it on meds… most likely instead of walking the poor thing. Lazy losers. They could at least hire a dog walker.
And yes! Sumo would be much better off with Gwen and Ratchet.
The past seems to catch up and make us pay for our sins. He was an arrogant lib who has transformed his country into something unrecognizable and frightening just to prove his “idea” of what he wanted it to be regardless of the affect.
Getting mauled by your puppy is rough, but if he drowned a women in mud and left her there to call his family lawyer, he might have paid by getting cancer 40 years later.
I’m not saying… I’m just saying.
The past seems to catch up and make us pay for our sins. He was an arrogant lib who has transformed his country into something unrecognizable and frightening just to prove his “idea” of what he wanted it to be regardless of the affect.
Getting mauled by your puppy is rough, but if he drowned a women in mud and left her there to call his family lawyer, he might have paid by getting cancer 40 years later.
I’m not saying… I’m just saying.
The past seems to catch up and make us pay for our sins. He was an arrogant lib who has transformed his country into something unrecognizable and frightening just to prove his “idea” of what he wanted it to be regardless of the affect.
Getting mauled by your puppy is rough, but if he drowned a women in mud and left her there to call his family lawyer, he might have paid by getting cancer 40 years later.
I’m not saying… I’m just saying.
The past seems to catch up and make us pay for our sins. He was an arrogant lib who has transformed his country into something unrecognizable and frightening just to prove his “idea” of what he wanted it to be regardless of the affect.
Getting mauled by your puppy is rough, but if he drowned a women in mud and left her there to call his family lawyer, he might have paid by getting cancer 40 years later.
I’m not saying… I’m just saying.
“The former French First Lady did not reveal where on his body Chirac was bitten…”
Not that anything existed there in the first place, eh?
I love this story! God does serve justice in his own time – and he’s also got one helluva sense of humor!
Good dog, Sumo!
Sacre bleu!
I guess when you’re not Prime Minister anymore, there goes the Evian for the doggie’s water bowl and the brie-flavored dog biscuits are just a thing of the past.
You’d think that the coronation of Barkey would have lifted little Sumo’s spirits.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I guess when ANY dog is withdrawing from Liberal Kool-Aid, they suddenly feel new powers, like they are on PCBs. Not only does Liberal Kool-Aid trance you up, it’s negative effects on the brain are permanent as we have seen in this dog; Sen. Kennedy; and now Sen. Byrd. I really don’t recommend Liberals own dogs or that ANYONE becomes a Liberal.
A few more dogs like that and France could have a real Army.
I hope that’s not Sumo in the Puppy Mills ad on the homepage.
If I got mauled by a Maltese, to avoid ridicule, I think I’d cut a picture of a Pit Bull or a German Shepard out of a magazine and ID it as the dog that attacked me!
I think that dog should be rewarded… maybe let him marry Leona Helmsley’s pooch.
Headline:
“Depressed dog bites inept pussy!”
I don’t suppose it’s any worse than Jimmy Carter being attacked by a bunny. Two Libs showing what they’re made of. It is analogous to their respective terms as Commanders In Chief.
Had the rest of Franace been so brave. I nominate Sumo for the “Legion d`Merit”.
How could Sumo help but be in a clinically depressed condition being a hostage of Chirac.
I’d have him bark out at the UN in what he knew about the “Oil for Food” scam Chirac orchestrated.
Clinically Depressed Poodle? That would make a terrific band name.
Am I the only one whose first thought was ‘too bad Sumo isn’t a pit bull’?