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The Mr. Goodwrench White House Warrantee Czar?

B. Hussein Urkel assures you the US is standing behind your car warranty. Someone better tell the president that we’re not spending money because we’re worried about the warranty; we’re not spending money because we’ve got Urkel and Pee Wee Herman running the White House.

Go girl: Angie Harmon, tired of the Obama Gestapos and charges of “racism.”

Hey, if’ we’re going to complain about someone snorting cocaine, let’s complain about the president who had admitted doing so, not the 20-something daughter of Pee Wee.

No U.S. Plans to Stop Korea on Missile Test

Defense Secretary Robert Gates on Fox News Sunday, not only admitting we have no plans to respond to the NoKo rocket, but revealing that his understanding of the situation comes from what he reads in the newspapers. A stunningly impotent Secretary of Defence sending a message to the world that we’re unable to act.


G20 summit: Obama to arrive amid ‘huge razzmatazz’

Two days after Earth Hour, encouraged and enjoyed by Australians, a power outage in Sydney causes chaos.

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

Wichita squirrels going bald

11 Comments | Leave a comment
  1. Shawmut says:

    If I thought that Baraq would appoint a Secretary of Defense that would be more dynamic than Gates, I’d be all for it. Frankly, Gates, by being a holdover, is a sop offered to the troops Bush regarded so highly. (Think, he could have called Murtha, Snowe or Collins, like Clinton did that Republican wiump, Cohen?)
    Gates ‘service’ was at CIA where he started as an anlayst out of college, finished off as DCI ending Bush I, then went on to Academia. I was surpised when he became SECDEF but he was fostered by James Baker of Bush I to Bush II.
    For all the respect and regard the LEADER has for the military, he might just as well stay there.

  2. Kimj7157 says:

    Certainly inspires the confidence… . WTF????

    Milk-toast jackass.

  3. Kimj7157 says:

    In neglected to mention that ROBERT GATES is the “milk-toast jackass” I’m referring to in the above comment. Sorry for any confusion. :)

  4. Tom Grimes says:

    GM’s new slogan: President Goodwrench, the oil change you can believe in.

  5. Shawmut says:

    Those old hounds at G20 can eat him alive if they want to.
    Look at just a few of thier backgrounds compared to a guy whose work history is barely even spotted (ever bag groeries, mow lawns?).
    A community organizer – LaLa, A state senator who managed to be “Present”, and a US Senator of four years, who can be neither credited nor blamed for any vote of note.
    Look at who can roll him up in a Berlin minute.
    Will he be able to make it on rhetoric alone or was Leno a warm-up for playing the clown?

  6. Ripper says:

    1. Too funny about the ShamWow guy. I heard about it this weekend and forgot to email the story to you.

    2. As for the bald Wichita squirrels – they have my sympathy and they ought to try Minoxidil.

  7. CinderellaMan says:

    What a shock… the Sham Wow guy is a sham.

    More sobering news this morning in the continuing saga of the ongoing socialization of America. Obama’s brilliant economic leadership is on full display, facilitating a change in leadership at GM and calling for government oversight of Chapter 11 proceedings after wasting many billions of the taxpayer’s money on wasted bailouts. We are supposed to trust his judgement when he absolutely wasted billions in a few short weeks? Am I to believe the liberal democrats will do what is right and arrange to rescind the disgusting union salary and pension plans?

    Oh, and in His Infinite Wisdom, He has now ordered Chrysler to merge with Fiat ( that last bastion of corporate success in the automotive universe ) within 30 days. Perhaps someone might have told him that Fiat just posted horrible 4th quarter losses, with predictions of a huge negative turn this year. In the words of some members of Congress, this is akin to Chrysler being the “bride” and the federal government being the “dowry”: http://tiny.cc/ZdGEG

  8. Fox says:

    Best comment on the bald squirrels:

    “If your squirrels’ baldness continues for more than 4 hours, please check their nuts.” :)

    … oh look. The world is falling down around our ears. So much for that little escape. :(

  9. Shawmut says:

    The US Automobile companies had chances last Fall of going into a re-structuring bankruptcy. It would have been overseen by a court-appointed administrator(s).
    Well, it seemed that with the bailout they bought some time at the largesse of the government surrendering autonomy. But what really occurred?
    Whether it was pride, vanity or “hope” it was an example of base, common weakness. This was no different than the mob extending protection. Generally, in time the mob becomes your partner, then the CFO then the CEO; then all you’ve worked for is gone.

    Watch for:
    1. Government receivership; to include internal policy and practices determined by the “government of the people”.
    2. The union card issue will be dictated.
    3. Employee benefits could become commingled beyond even the most venal of union bosses, as the latter will become industry executives.
    4. And dear worker, you will vote as told.
    5. Today was an example of a delusional megolomaniac taking an action – only to prove he had the power to do so.
    6. Watch for the fuse to burn with greater heat than cannons of the Civil War.

    Enjoy every virtue of the Land of the Free while you can, for it is closing down.

  10. Floyd R. Turbo says:

    Great story on Angie Harmon. But, the comments of others of the Hollywood set just proves the howling ignorance of a sad majority of Americans.

  11. mrfixit says:

    They will soon install auto service bays at the white house. Price of an oil change: $29.95 to the consumer, bill the extra $86,000 to the taxpayers.

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