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First Lady Michelle Obama steps out in Lanvin sneakers and they’re only $540!
Michelle Antoinette and the Don’t-Go-To-The-Mall Administration Hey, what did ever happen to Imelda Marcos?
Sears Tower to open glass-bottom Skydeck in June
British Airline Removes Israel from the Map.
Hey, the State Department thinks Texas is a foreign country already.
Barbie given tattoos by makers to mimic high-profile celebrities like Amy Winehouse
Comments:
* I wonder if the mainstream media will go after Michelle Obama for her sneakers the way they went after Sarah Palin for the cost of her family’s clothes during the campaign.
* If I ever travel on British Airlines, I want a map with Metropolis and Gotham City on it (I’m a comic book geek).
* If the American I-Dull appears with the American Idol, will it be like the meeting of matter and anti-matter? Will space and time collapse in on itself?
“We make every effort to take passengers’ sensitivities into account through an apolitical policy.†Wow! Talk about customer service!
So are they assuming that there were no Christians or Jews on the flight?Do they profile all the passengers 1st then run around changing maps and finding subservient stewardesses so as not of offend?
“We make every effort to take passengers’ sensitivities into account through an apolitical policy.†Wow! Talk about customer service!
So are they assuming that there were no Christians or Jews on the flight? Do they profile all passengers 1st then run around changing maps and finding subservient stewardesses so as not to offend?
Another submission for “Separated at Birth”:
http://tinyurl.com/cq24cv
Well, good. Now we Texans won’t have to secede.
;)
Big ugly man feet.
A break from the dismal barrage of bad news. Please indulge me my
list of what I think are among the most beautiful women of all
time, present and past:
Connie Nielsen:
http://tinyurl.com/dhv9a7
I fell in love with her in “Gladiator”
Inger Stevens:
http://tinyurl.com/dxwlj2
An incredibly beautiful and talented actress, who tragically killed herself.
Maureen O’Hara!:
http://tinyurl.com/d77qoa
Starred in some of my favorite classics.
Leslie Caron:
http://tinyurl.com/c2jf43
Gigi! I was just a kid, and wow did I fall for her!
Princess Grace Kelly:
http://tinyurl.com/d44u5v
What a special beauty, and such a sad, premature death.
And last but certainly not least,
Nancy Kwan!:
http://tinyurl.com/dncwsb
Suzie Wong!!!
Imelda had classier taste in shoes.
Heck, OJ had classier taste in shoes.
*The glass skydeck was mentioned in our Chicago Sun Times today with the following title ‘Sense of spinning, disorientation possible at Sears Tower glass skydeck’. Ya THINK? Included was this advise from a chief neurologist “Find an object, such as a dark-colored window frame, and fixate on it. That’ll help alleviate your perception problem and bring you back down to earth. So to speak.” Yes, or JUST STAY THE HELL OFF OF IT! http://tinyurl.com/c7629j
* $540 for tennis shoes that look like THAT?!? Not only did she get ripped off but she took another nose dive with regards to her pathetic attempt to be the next Jackie Kennedy. Most of the time I see her in formal wear I’m reminded of the ‘Gone With the Wind’ episode of the Carol Burnett show.
* STD magnet Barbie is ridiculous. Are they also reminding these impressionable young girls that their once referred to “tramp stamps” will one day be a “gramp stamp”??? Yeah, thats HOT.
How nouveau, presumptuous and arrogant one can get is yet to be determined. The election of 2008 was a classic example of “throwing strawberries to the pigs”. They’ll make history along with Caligula, Nero, the parade of French nimwits named Louis’, Marcoz’, Saud’s and sons, and sons, and sons.
So the country wants tranparency? You’ve got it.
Take a good hard look.
If we want to know who caused it, we have only to look into mirrors. Yes, it’s our job to find the best people to run our country – to find them.
Would you leave your children in the care of a dillusional drifter, hitch-hiking troubador or snake-oil salesman while you went out shopping for things you don’t need? We did.
Gee, I just spent $11 for pair of new shoes at
Walmart, and there way prettier than the ones Michelle has. What a rip-off!