In these troubled time, as Urkel continues to ‘bear witness’ to all sorts of suffering and atrocities, as offered by Pat S.
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Good one Pat. Just get him his blankie & binkie and he’s good to go.
The only problem I see is that the bear is a vertebrate, and therefore has a spine. Obama has none, though he has no problems attacking the American people.
MARK WALKER
CHESAPEAKE, VIRGINIA
Bwahahahaha!
Wait… we should add a thorny crown, cause he IS the Messiah, and the only time one really says “bear witness” is in church.
The Teddy Bear is cute, but Sock Monkeys not hearing, seeing, or speaking covers the Urkle doctine perfectly.
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From Urkel’s inaugural address: “Our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.” Yes, we should never lose sight of our moral foundation. But to say that because we’re moral, then we’ll be secure…that’s suicide. Isn’t this obvious? Were the Holocaust victims made secure by the justness of their cause, or their humility and restraint? Has anyone ever been made secure by the justness of their cause? Geez, what an effing moron!