After Urkel makes a grab for your kids on September 8 he plans on invading your living rooms on September 9. Really, at this point why doesn’t the guy just join up with Dancing with the Stars and make a fool of himself that way? At least for the moment he’d stop setting us on fire. President Obama to address Congress.
Our friend Vodka Pundit plans on keeping his kids home on September 8 and away from that shady Chicago lawyer who for some reason wants a captive audience of your kids.
Well, this is weird. Dr. Sanjay Gupta says that the ‘swine flu’ is nothing to get excited about and you might as well remove the ‘H1N1’ part of the flu thing and think about it as if it were the regular flu. Totally strange for a killer pandemic, no? Thanks goodness, at least, we’ve given billions of dollars to the Pharma companies even though we can just ignore it. Whew.
Mark Sanford says God wants him to be governor and that he’s just like Sarah Palin. Or something.