A post by Pat
What is George Washington thinking?
I froze off my backside in that boat for this!
Would love to hear what you wags come up with. No prizes, just some laughs—or serious.
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I could just spit out my wooden teeth!
“If I puke at just the right velocity and trajectory…”
or..
“I told Madison to exclude snake oil salesmen from the Presidency, but did he listen? No.”
“THIS is how far my country has fallen?!”
“I would spin in my grave, but he isn’t worth the effort!”
“Too bad my picture can’t spit!”
I cannot tell a lie, he cannot tell the truth.
Nice one!
“From here, it looks like Barry is having a ‘code brown’ moment”.
What’s a TOTUS?
Teleprompter of the United States :)
I was not clear enough about the question. It should have referred to George Washington asking that question.
“I cannot tell a lie…Bush did it.”
POTUS1 to POTUS44 in TammyTalk CLICK HERE for animated caption
BTW – you can turn off vid after George quips – rushed to publish – didn’t clip the end! Off to earn some kibbles – back to the kennel for POTUS STFU address this even with TAMchat – WOOF.
The man who would be king.
Don’t make me go over there —
GW: In my day, I would have thrown this clown to the Hessians.
Am I still up on the wall?
What’s that mirror looking thing with the words floating on it?
I wish I looked that good in a suit.
STFU !
“Let me be clear: George Washington said “(T)he foundation of our national policy will be laid in the pure and immutable principles of private morality; …the propitious smiles of Heaven can never be expected on a nation that disregards the eternal rules of order and right which Heaven itself has ordained…” ….or unless I command it.
” …money has had the effect in your state that it will ever have.., open the door to every species of fraud and injustice.” GW
“Listening to this guy is more painful than my hemorrhoids.”
Why did I have to be here in just a portrait? This would have been the perfect opportunity to let that ass feel the kick of my boot.
Jive ass. With your mind in your back pocket.
I think I shall meet my friend Samuel at the tavern for one of his home brews *good grief*
[no prizes? i am still waiting for my damn unicorn. i will have my freakin' unicorn and that rent doesn't pay itself.]
“The time is near at hand [again] which must determine whether Americans are to be free men or slaves.”
or à la LOLcats:
“Oh, noooooooes !!!”
or we photoshop hair like tammy’s and a gun on george’s painting. yes the father of our country in tammy drag:
” Shut that *blanking* pie hole, you fool!!!!”
WTF!?
What stinks in here?
“Oh my God… They’ve elected the ENEMY!”
You ain’t no Thomas Jefferson
You LIE!
Hughes (Conservative R) on the issues found here: http://www.patrickhughesforsenate.com/On_The_Issues.aspx
Kirk (Liberal Dem posing as an R) on the issues found here:
http://www.kirkforsenate.com/?page_id=369
Notice what is MISSING in Kirk’s “position” (uh….lots) whereas Hughes takes a stand.
Dude, where’s my country?
What are the people waiting for?
If I could jump off this painting, I would punch that SOB!
Oh Shi_ ! I’m one tiger on black velvet painting away from the closet!.
1. Uggh! Where’s the bathroom?
2. What? Me take responsiblility?
3. OK, Jefferson! You got me dude! Joke’s over, you can come out now. Jefferson? Oh crap.
“Let me be clear. I’m here to destroy the legacy I inheritedfrom, that, that bitter, gun-lovin’, Bible-clinging, dead white guy, whose portrait is hanging behind me. Many in the past have undertaken this effort and failed. That’s because they weren’t willing to make hard and unpopular decisions. Aaand…well, the big difference here and back then is that today you’ve got…me…and…uh…together we will continue to fight. Make no mistake, when all is said and done we will have restored our reputation in the eyes of the world. However, all Americans must have some skin in the game.
There are those who…uh…blah…blah…blah…….”
more work yet to do
Wow!!!!!! I almost forgot this idiot is BLACK.