As we get ready for what used to be the State of the Union Address (SOTU), we now prepare for Urkel’s version, the STFU Address. From the funny Smarty-Pantses at Day-by-Day.
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I read Day-By-Day, well, day by day.
Not sure if TOTUS will tell Urkel to mention this tonight:
Plans to destroy manned space program. During the campaign he said he would cripple Constellation budget for at least 10 years to focus NASA on “earth science” climate change study, but flip-flopped when he got flack. I’m just finding out that some of my colleagues believed his reversal and voted for him. I knew all along his intentions because of who he is. The space program is a source of national pride and important national security wise for us to dominate in space. .. Those cannot stand in Urkel’s America. We have to be brought down a notch or two so China and Russia can catch up. It’s like Urkel’s stealing Tammy’s role of HG!
Thankfully he might get push back even from some liberals like Nelson (D-FL) and Jackson-Lee (D-TX). Nelson has flown on a shuttle mission, and Sheila hearts the astronauts.
Tomorrow’s headline:
OBAMA SAVES PRESIDENCY!
The egg-sucking liberal scumbag media is so predictable.
What does STFU mean ??
Shut
The
F#&k
Up
Oh…duh ..thanks
I’m so glad you asked! I was wondering the same thing. :)
LOL!
Tammy: It would be OK if you wanted to be “extra spicy” on the language today and tomorrow (when you review the contents of the STFU speech). It is difficult to stay serene during incendiary displays of hubris, arrogance, and ignorance. As a scientist, I will also point out that new research shows — Cursing Eases Pain
To paraphrase and update something Ronald Reagan once quoted from the movie, State of the Union, during a campaign stop in 1980: I’m paying for this microphone…er, teleprompter!