Another helpful post by Maynard

If you’ve always wanted to make movies but you have no actors, facilities, money, or skills, then Xtranormal.com is your dream come true. But before you start scripting, consider…

I haven’t actually made any Xtranormal movies, and maybe you shouldn’t either. My spider sense warns me that this site, if one actually starts to use it, could waste a lot of time. Proceed with caution if you’re a perfectionist or prone to addiction.

As I understand it, your oeuvre ends up on YouTube. I will pass along a couple of links which are, I assume, the creations of enthusiastic wags with too much time on their hands.

Be warned: There is vulgar language in these scripts. Delicate ears should proceed no farther.

Here’s “How Liberals Argue”. You’ve probably found yourself trapped in arguments that sound a lot like this.

Or maybe you’ve had a liberal try to share their enlightenment with you. And it usually goes something like this exchange, “Conservative Vs. Liberal”.

I already warned you not to waste too much time making movies. Do I need to additionally warn you not to spend too much time arguing with a moron if you happen to encounter one? You’ll only frustrate yourself and annoy the moron.

6 Comments | Leave a comment
  1. glwinch says:

    ‘Conservative vs. Liberal’ is so f@#$$%g funny! I am now sure to stay home on election night and have a few ‘Mike’s Hard Lemons’ as I watch the libs freak out.

    The Dems have only two alternatives on election night: ‘Crispy or Grilled’

  2. RuBegonia says:

    Maynard -”How Liberals Argue” is priceless – could be the move version of Glenn Beck’s “Arguing With Idiots”. Thanks for pointing me to this HUGE WOOFAW!

  3. TwoLegsGood says:

    You cannot ridicule people out of a believing a lie. You cannot shout them out of believing a lie. You cannot scare them out of believing a lie. You cannot shun them out of believing a lie. The only way to get people to stop believing a lie is to show them the Truth with love, because it is the Truth that sets people free.

    But love takes time. Love thinks things through. Love is the commodity that every person on earth wants and it is a costly, hard won product of sacrifice. So most liberals stay lib because really no one loves them enough to take the time to walk them through their self deceptions, vain imaginings and conceits. (And P.S. I posted about my libbrother yesterday and he has been emailing me with stuff nonstop, even five seconds ago, because he knows I love him when I am pointing out his inconsistent Dem belief system… funny how the truth w/ love works when you stop the rightwing barrage.)

    It is Truth that sets you free… just like how Tammy was set free when she saw the truth about the lies she had been told by liberals.

    • thierry says:

      “All things on earth have their price… and for truth we pay the dearest. We barter if for love and sympathy. The road to honor is paved with thorns; but on the path to truth, at every step, you set your foot down on your heart.”- olive schreiner

  4. Carol says:

    This reminds me of a conversation I had with a liberal wannabe several months ago, a friend of mine who moved to another state a few years ago who has been influenced by a lefty relative where she lives now. In a discussion about the ’08 election during a vacation together in Vegas, she lectured me about how she hated Sarah Palin (for the talking point reasons) and the country needed change in leadership direction blah blah blah. Then, within an hour or so we walked by a placard on a wall gusset with Harry Reid’s name. I didn’t read it – tried not to notice it – because I didn’t want to lose my delicious lunch, but she asked “Who’s Harry Reid?”. It was like I’d been handed a gift! ;) I was thrilled to answer her question to point out her ignorance, but didn’t enjoy the part about him being the democrat majority. Unfortunately for her, she couldn’t say “I don’t care.” to try to mask her stupidity because she had specifically asked me the question.
    I agree with twolegsgood, I answered calmly and did not even bring up the conversation we had moments earlier, even though I would’ve enjoyed rubbing it in, it wasn’t necessary. It does seem like a lot of democrat voters are uninformed and easily manipulated by lamestream media and fine sounding liberal arguments which are mostly lies. The main theme seems to be: Democrats are compassionate, Republicans only care about money. Of course, the new theme for this election is Tea Party candidates are nut jobs.

  5. Mrs. Malcontent says:

    Funny, but the point is still vailid without so much of the f-bomb.

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