For everyone calling on Obama to quit, it seems he has. The problem is he’s not vacating the office. Perhaps we should just change his title from “President” to “National Embarrassment.”

To contrast and compare, one might think the President of the United States would be Presidentin’ during difficult times at home and abroad. Here, as an example, is a bit of what’s been happening in the world today, and our “President’s” reaction:

AP: Pakistan: 24 troops dead in NATO helicopter attack

France24: Pakistan blocks NATO supply route after deadly raid

Telegraph: Prepare for riots in euro collapse, Foreign Office warns

Newsday: Iran threatens to hit Turkey if US, Israel attack

Jerusalem Post: Egypt: Muslim Brotherhood rally vows to ‘kill all Jews’

Big Government: Fed Warns Unemployment May Double Great Depression

And what exactly have the Obamas been doing? Stuffing their pieholes and playing games. Literally. Ladies and Gentlemen, as the world collapses around them I give you our National-Embarrassment-in-Chief:

AND YES, IT’S CRYING OUT FOR…CAPTION THIS!


(Pics via Weasel Zippers)

Daily Mail: Obama buys book on America’s ‘failed war on terror’

White House Dossier: Obama Plays Golf for the 30th Time This Year

AP: President Obama just a fan at this basketball game

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  1. jeaneeinabottle says:

    OMG!

    • yojimmy says:

      OMG is spot on Jeanee. After seeing those two clueless people who r the highest representatives of our nation, I can for the first time say that I am truly embarrassed for my country!!! Pathetic…

  2. Txsleuth says:

    Outstanding…

    I have been disgusted all day..by our national embarrassment.

    Thanks.

  3. Kat says:

    I felt these pics required a “caption this”, so after a minimal thought here goes….
    Pic #1 Moochelle: “EEEUUUUWWWW Barack did you just fart again?” Urkel: “Did I do thaaa’aat?”!
    Pic #2 Moochelle: *whispers* “Hey it wasnt me…Barack farted again”! Urkel: *to himself* “I’ll just shove this whole hotdog in my mouth and maybe no one will notice the smell or they will think it was Michelle”!
    On another note….do these people not know how to dress down? They look like they belong with either the Occupests or the homeless (my apologies, I didnt mean to insult the homeless)! Those clothes are U-G-L-Y UGLY!!! Weren’t they suppose to be the cool and hip POTUS and FLOTUS??? Just Askin’!

  4. mediachristian says:

    To paraphrase Star Wars’ Obi_Wan Kenobi, “Who’s the dumber bastard – the Dumb Bastard, or the dumber bastards who voted for it?”

    • SoCalGal says:

      With all due respect to my children who voted for him, I’ll choose the second one media. The dumber bastards who voted for “it” are the dumber bastards.

    • sandyl says:

      Media, that is the age old question of chicken & the egg. Which came first the dumb bastard or the dumber bastards?

      But I do have to agree with SoCalGal–DB is just a DB, but the DBs who voted for him, actually acted on their dumbness.

  5. srrchl says:

    Mooch: Hey DB (Dumb Bastard) don’t bogart those special meds you got, dude!

  6. Nemesister says:

    Pig faced bags of rat guts.

  7. Kevin says:

    Looks like the results of a double lobotomy.

  8. El Gordo says:

    I could write something but it could be considered obscene and not for this blog, just saying. LOL

  9. greenlantern2011 says:

    #1: Dumb and Dumber.
    #2: If I can just cram this whole thing in my mouth in one bite maybe Moochelle won’t notice.

  10. otlset says:

    Obama once again bites off more than he can chew.

  11. niner says:

    As Obama has a Bachmann corn dog moment, the world is imploding all around him.
    “Rome burns while Nero fiddles”. Hey Obama how about taking a Golf swing at the defecit….FORE…..

  12. Pat_S says:

    Pic 1: What? The Republicans found a challenger to Romney?

    Pic 2: Gingrich? LOL! Almost had me worried for a minute.

  13. strider says:

    …’It’s called tofu and you will like it.’

    • SoCalGal says:

      I wonder if Moochelle made the White House Chef make a Tofurkey for Thanksgiving with organic (from her garden) vegetables on the side. Ha, not likely, not the way that Paula Deen described her eating habits. Just look at her ass!

  14. dennisl59 says:

    Off the Subject:

    It appears that Ms.Bruce has set a new record and posted this article in 12 different catagories. Kudos to Tammy!

    On the Subject:

    If these two weren’t the so-called ‘President’ and so-called ‘First Lady’, they’d be just other pair of poorly dressed, ill-mannered, left-side of the ‘Bell Curve’ slobs, that got lucky at the car dealership raffle, after taking a Chevy Volt test drive, to win a pair of floor seats(with parking pass, ‘natch) for some random 3rd tier college basketball game that only foreign exchange students, cheerleaders, drunk frat guys and the alumni drones/pissants would give a crap.

    Picture #1:

    The DB: “Dammit!…I just can’t seem to dislodge these RAT HAIRS from my teeth!”

    The DB Wife: Given her expression? Just a loud electrical buzzing sound inside her head since the embedded microchip shorted out.

    Picture #2: “Dammit!…I just remembered! I should have asked if this was a Hebrew National Brand Hot Dog!”

    Photoshop @ Work: Edited out was the big yellow mustard stain on the Off Shore made counterfeit sport jacket and pants. And check out his shoes!!! What a dips***!

    posted 11/27 1100am Texas [Cold Pizza for Breakfast] Time

  15. niner says:

    This is how the real Obamas dress….Like slobs, GQ would reject Barry, as Vogue would Moochelle. If Mr. Blackwell was alive he would put them in the worst dressed catagory. God, those clown shoes Barry, WOW.

  16. KrlyQ says:

    I’m with Jeanee; OMG = Obama Must Go!

  17. flaggman says:

    Wow, that is so chilling. Dude goes to the bookstore and buys “Descent into Chaos” for himself, and “Everyone Poops” for his daughters. Peering into the addled mind of a DB can be a very scary thing!

  18. shellym says:

    Say hello to soft and lazy.

  19. Alain41 says:

    Unless we tax the rich, there will be an increase in inequality regarding who can attend basketball games and eat hot dogs.

  20. Alain41 says:

    Occupy basketBall street, just as relevant as Occupy Wall Street declares anonymous hot dog eating spokesman.

  21. RuBegonia says:

    Pic#1: So, y’all think I’ve bitten off more than I can chew?
    Pic#2: Nah… watch this!
    Pic#3 [not shown – Nov. 6, 2012]: Cough, Spit, Gasp, Choke… huh?

  22. Teri says:

    As his administration continues to bring us to our knees, the dumb bastard & wife project in pic # 1 do we seem concerned ?
    their answer in pic # 2 hell no.

  23. ReardenSteel says:

    “Mmmmm, mmmmm, Presidentin’ is easier when I get to eat hot dogs on vacation.”

    “Am I doing the right thing telling everyone else how to live while we go on vacays and eat whatever we want? Oh well, they’re too stupid to notice. First Ladyin’ is hard too!”

  24. otlset says:

    It looks like it’s just a plain hot dog, which makes sense because everyone knows he can’t cut the mustard.

  25. Kimj7157 says:

    Could he possibly open his mouth any wider?? Dude…the hotdog isn’t that big.

  26. mrcannon says:

    “Hey, Michelle … these tofu dogs taste just like the real thing!”

  27. cactuswren says:

    Pic #1: “I *told* you, No eating! We’re flying in the pizza maker from Chicago tonight and picking up ribs on the way home”!

    Pic #2: “Sheesh….., Dumb Bastard”

  28. lord-ruler says:

    #1 “Hey Barack there’s Newt Gingrich and he wants to debate. Where’s your Teleprompter?”

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  30. flaggman says:

    #1 is going to be the look on their faces next November, when Brian Williams makes the call at 8:01 pm…

  31. RedMoonProject says:

    Is that all there is, is that all there is
    If that’s all there is my friends, then let’s keep dancing
    Let’s break out the booze and have a ball
    If that’s all there is

    (Peggy Lee)

  32. Artgal says:

    Pic 1: A bored Michelle Obama considers calling Kagan, Pelosi, Maddow, Sotomayor and Clinton for a girl’s night out in drag as her husband suddenly spots old pal Larry Sinclair in the audience.

    Pic 2: Obama orders yet another hotdog after seeing Sinclair and proceeds to fantasize…about himself.

  33. gkin31 says:

    “Hey Barack, lets look stupid. But honey we already do. Well lets try harder”

  34. thierry says:

    ” reacting to republican rick perry’s eye catching, prize winning corn dog eating technique, the First Couple knuckle down, prepping barry for what may prove to be the most brutal and dirty american election in decades.”

  35. naga5 says:

    picture 1. “Those torches and pitchforks? Uh, they may be onto us…”
    picture 2. “#occupyhotdogs”
    rick

  36. aardvark says:

    Sumbuddy send him a fiddle so at least he can act the part.

  37. Honey, I had more fun at NASCAR.

  38. Shifra says:

    pic #1: BO: WHAT? The hotdog has PORK in it? *NOW* you tell me!?
    MO: The hotdog vendor *swore* is was Halal…

  39. AniMel says:

    I’ve only got one, for the first pic…

    DB: What do you mean, Sarah Palin decided to run?!?
    MOO: I told you it was a sick prank. Do you listen to me? Nooooo…

  40. yojimmy says:

    This in’t my caption but did she get that shirt at home depot???

  41. Charles_TX says:

    Mooch’s face reminds me of a song:

    “Don’t bogart that dog my friend,
    pass it over to me …”

  42. Sue Lynn says:

    Barry does not give a rats ass about the American people!!! He wants the US to fail…Keep up the great job Tammy we love your take on the issues that affect everyday Americans.

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  44. Mutnodjmet says:

    President Dwight D. Eisenhower said: “Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs”.

    The Obamas have updated this sentiment, like so: “Some people deserve champagne and caviar, others beer and hot dogs. We deserve it all.”

  45. padrooga says:

    Pic#1: I just remembered where I left the key to the nuclear briefcase.

    Pic#2 Even at a basketball game Michelle can’t stand to watch a double dribble…

  46. SoCalGal says:

    God they’re ugly. How much did this cost the U.S. taxpayer?

    Her brother is head coach at some college in America, I wonder if this was his game?

    Oh, I just realized after looking at the picture again, that that is a giant heart on her sweater. I thought she was holding a tortilla.

    • EllSee says:

      I believe her brother coaches at Oregon State. If that’s wrong, then it’s Oregon. But I seem to remember something about the caravan to Corvallis? If you look at the person behind them, they have on a black sweatshirt with orange lettering. That would be Oregon State. Maybe that explains the sweater? Is that orange with a pink heart? Light orange heart? Off-white? What color is it?

  47. Patricia says:

    Picture #1 – OMG: did someone say Sarah Palin???
    Picture #2 – Oh whew … sayin playin; eat fast before Moochell grabs it!

  48. aardvark says:

    Proof positive the Obamas have the “common touch.” No, really! They’re /just/ like you an’ me…honest! Would I lie to you??

  49. tamcat says:

    Caption contest:
    Pic #1 Obama- “That’s what I’m talkin about, basketball!”
    Michelle- Ho hum
    Pic #2 Obama- “Man I wish I could get these at the White House.”
    Michelle- Ho hum

  50. Conservatarian says:

    Liberals like to think that they are better when it comes to animal welfare. Well, stick this in your pipe and smoke it: As a senator, President Barack Obama campaigned against horse slaughter, however on Nov. 18, he quietly signed a measure making commercial horse slaughter legal once again in the U.S.

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