Awww, poor innocent naif. How could Dominique Strauss-Kahn possibly know those naked women at a party were prostitutes? Naked women all look alike.
Lawyer: Strauss-Kahn did not know women were whores
A lawyer for Dominique Strauss-Kahn says the former International Monetary Fund chief did not know he was having sex with French and Belgian prostitutes.
“At these parties, people were not necessarily dressed, and I defy you to tell the difference between a naked prostitute and any other naked woman,” he said.
…his name has surfaced in an investigation into a prostitution operation that was allegedly based at the Carlton Hotel in Lille in northern France. He denies having paid sex — or at least sex he knew had been paid for — although he acknowledges participating in sex parties arranged by others.
Maybe prostitutes should wear uniforms, like maids or something.
Prostitutes – Clothing challenged nympho lobbyists. Tomato – Tomahto.
It’s just a point of view. Don’t rush to judgment (or any judgment).
Let’s be scientific about this. We’ll arrange an assortment of naked women, and then go down the line and try to evaluate which ones are hookers. We can vary the test by playing music and ingesting medicinal ethanol, which will provide valuable insight into the workings of a substance-impaired brain. I’ll bet we could pick up a Federal research grant, and maybe even a stipend from the DSK defense team, not to mention a Penn and Teller report which would undoubtedly go viral.
If anyone considers my experiment vulgar or offensive, you have my sincere apology. But I hope you appreciate that these are the sort of sacrifices we make as we roll back the forces of darkness and advance the cause of science. It’s a bit late in the day to be embracing the Luddites, don’t you think?
This post gains serious awesome points if you picture Mr. Peabody delivering it as a lecture with the aid of a blackboard.
As always, Maynard, rock on.