One would think after the GSA partying debacle and the Secret Service scandal in Cartagena, our Secretary of State would handle herself with a bit more…dignity while on official business in a foreign country. But no. Looking at these pics I’m wondering if all along there’s really been only one Clinton, and every now and then he puts on a dress.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to offer a caption worthy of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s

Evening at the Cafe Havana!


Brewski! From the bottle no less!

Hugs! Pics!

Rubberstamping the air! Or something.

Our friend Todd Starnes on Twitter has this observation:

Indeed. Not only is the country going bankrupt because of incompetence and failed socialist policies, now that we know we’re also paying for lavish parties, call girls and nightclubs for our politicians and various federal workers, I hope you’re enjoying doing your tax returns as much as I am.

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  1. Sam Joe says:

    Anything Bill can do, I can do better.
    I can do anything better than Bill.

  2. ffigtree says:

    Well now we know why Hillary looks like a drowned rat…”Partying. That’s what I do.”

  3. BronzeStarNamVet says:


  4. JLThorpe says:

    Condoleezza Rice: “And ‘I’ was criticized for shoe shopping during Katrina?!”

  5. Pat_S says:

    “I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. Hic”

  6. Alain41 says:

    International travel, dancing, alcohol, fondling the merchandise, every April 15th subdued federal employees carry on with their hardships to serve the nation.

  7. flaggman says:

    I guess she doesn’t get invited to the weekly hedonism at the White House, so she had to find her own party elsewhere.

  8. Charles_TX says:

    The grin on the third pic is just disturbing – reminds me of when my sons had gas.

    4th pic: “Y-m-c-a … you’ll find it at the y-m-c-a.”

  9. Juanita says:

    Talk about UNMASKED, Hillary let her hair grow so she could let it down!

  10. naga5 says:

    did you see the pic on lucianne’s page 6:30 am?
    Hill is feelin no pain!

  11. mrcannon says:

    “Let’s kick it, everyone–there’s NO WAY Ron Kessler is gonna find out about THIS party!”

  12. iris354 says:

    Spring Break in Colombia! PAR-TAY!!

  13. Chuck says:

    It looks like Hillary is doing the sprinkler in the last picture.

  14. Patricia says:

    Party like its 1999…oh wait! Wonder if she did a corkscrew spin?

  15. greenlantern2011 says:

    I don’t know why, but I must say she looks good, happy and relaxed. It reminds me of what a good time she seemed to have in Puerto Rico at the end of the 2008 primary. If I could venture a guess, I’d say, after the week that BO just had, it is her schadenfreude dance, and maybe her “I’m outta this job soon” dance.

  16. careless says:

    Move over Michael Jackson, Aunt Bee busts a move. Friends, I don’t like to do the White Woman Shuffle, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis!

  17. dennisl59 says:

    Monday Morning Mayhem: Captions and Snide Remarks.

    Pix #1: a) A Flailing Right Arm Triggers the Proximity Danger Alert of a Cybernetic Organism in the background.
    b) The ‘No SoulTrain’ arrives at the Havana station.

    Pix #2: Heads up guys: If that last call, beer swilling bleached Blonde keeps pounding down those cervezas, the short straw gets her…so don your beer goggles.

    Pix #3: Three Sheets? Meet Wind.

    Pix #4: a) My HANDS!!! OMG!!! They’re frozen after touching Hillary!!!
    b) The SoS is waving her prescription bottle to get it refilled.
    c) Who ‘cut the cheese’? ’cause the balding guy in the tacky shirt is making a run for the door.

    posted 4/16 900am Texas[Spot me $47] Time.

  18. Kat says:

    Obama: “If I had a son he would look just like Hillary” …Oops… sorry …wrong “Caption This”….my bad!
    Gee… the possibilities are endless for this one!
    “Shake your groove thang, shake your groove thang… ya ya”!
    Hillary (Slurring words) “85 bottles of beer on the wall, 85 bottles of beer, take one down, not gonna pass it around…83…I mean 84 bottles of beer on the wall”!
    “Is my deodorant still working?”
    You know its serious partyin when Hill takes off the pants suit!

  19. careless says:

    Caption for the smiling picture: “Yes! Yes! Oh Yes! Yes, yes, yes, oh my G-d yes! I’ll have what she’s having.” (When Hillary Met Sally movie reference)

  20. careless says:

    Was that one of those secret service Columbian prostitutes with Hillary? If so, did she pay and was there a tip involved? Just sayin’

  21. FrankRemley says:

    “But the big equalizer is a good drink of liquor when they all belly up to the bar……”

  22. jeaneeinabottle says:

    Swillary!!! New York Post is right on. Very Sad…

  23. strider says:

    “I’M Secertary of State how cool is that?”

  24. Shifra says:

    “So on the way to the party, I heard cries for help, and I saw a fire, so I just ran in, with my bodyguard trying to stop me. Was I scared? Yes, but that’s what people do — help each other out. Afer I saved the woman, we went to the party, and had to dodge a rain of bullets, and everyone screamed, “Duck! Duck!” and so I shouted, “Goose!” Well, anyway, *I* thought that was pretty funny…. So then…..”

  25. Sailing_J says:

    “I’ll never be under OIG investigation”

  26. otlset says:

    Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug,
    makes Hil wanna holler hi-dee-ho!
    Makes her wanna dance — oh no!
    Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug

    Who cares about the GSA,
    on a “field trip” to the bar.
    Tenth time for everything,
    mmmmm, shake that bling!
    Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug

    (apologies to Roger Miller)

  27. SoCalGal says:

    She’s even more unattractive after a few beers. How is that possible?

  28. You love me! You really love me!

  29. midget says:

    65 is the new 25 !

  30. thething1982 says:

    It’s the President-Elect Romney pre-party.

  31. careless says:

    Instead of baking cookies, Aunt Bee gets baked.

  32. LucyLadley says:

    News Release: Attn, Cafe Havana patrons! Come by again soon! Our Men & Women’s
    restrooms have just been redecorated! Not wanting to leave anyone out……, we have hung framed photos of one of our most beloved patrons on the walls & stall interiors. We hope you will find our refreshed bathrooms an inspiration!

    Knowing how fond of Cigar’s many of you are…, please accept our complimentary Cafe Havana Cigar’s distributed exclusively in our restrooms. Our famous patron is featured on the Cigar band, so we know you will want to grab one for your enjoyment.

  33. wilde1 says:

    photo#4 Calling all underage drinkers to get their hands stamped.

  34. Ken-P says:

    I once heard a parody of that song called Boys Just Wanna Have Sex.

    Oh yeah, that would be Bill.

  35. Kat says:

    “It takes a village or in this case a BAAAAAAAAAAR”!

  36. morecowbell says:

    In the top image … at Hillary’s 2 O’Clock … there is a ZOMBIE.

    Just saying… ZOMBIES !!!! RUN !!!!!

  37. gretch68 says:

    Now we’re gonna party like it’s 1999. Oh Wait! That wasn’t a good year.

  38. Trish S says:

    Hillary: “How wasted am I?”

  39. MaryVal says:

    The only Happy Hilary photos I’ve seen involve booze. Only happy when she’s soaking up the booze. The Working Hilary generally looks unkempt and hungover. Maybe her next diplomatic trip should be to the Betty Ford Center.

  40. kenalamo says:

    There’s no SPIES here, right?!?

  41. Teri says:

    You would think with all the money she has she would take care of those yellow teeth. Gross ! Even a rinse with proper brushing would help. Yuck.

  42. imNOTanINDIAN says:


    from one dyke to another honey!!! classic tammy… lol

  43. radargeek says:

    Party-on and spend those ‘bama-bucks; We aren’t going to be around here next year!!

  44. Cathode Rays says:

    There is a red glow to all sets of eyes in that picture. Hillary and that woman made sure their eyes were shut!

  45. Harleyhog36 says:

    This is a disgrace to our country. But then again, we won’t have much of a country left if these losers get another four years.

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