I can’t. I just can’t. You cannot make this up. They’re so desperate to be victims mass hysteria, the “unknown substance” of baby food sent people to the hospital with “symptoms.” BABY FOOD!! So when someone asks you the meaning of irony, just point them to this story.
A Planned Parenthood office in Sarasota, Florida was evacuated Monday morning after an “unknown substance” was found in the building, which police later determined was baby food.
Seven people were taken to the hospital for evaluation, one declined medical assistance, and 34 others who were in the building were evacuated, Sarasota police said in a statement shortly after 12 p.m. local time.
There is no criminal investigation underway and staffers are expected to re-enter the building later today.
Police were summoned around 10:30 a.m. local time when people in the building were experiencing shortness of breath, WFLA reported.
In a statement, Planned Parenthood of Southwest and Central Florida confirmed no patients were on the site.
Two hazmat teams were also on the scene, located at 736 Central Ave.
Update to this story: BREAKING: Six People Sickened, Hospitalized at Fla. Planned Parenthood, Unknown Substance Found
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