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Why, Hillary, Why? Cover Your Eyes: Hilz Dirty Dances Again
by flaggman on August 8, 2012**Promoted from the TAM Wire, posted by Flaggman** The Secretary of State embarrasses herself once again. A little commentary from Tammy: Noooooooo! And she coulda been the Preezy of the United Steezy! Really, here is our SecState on OFFICIAL BUSINESS behaving this way. But I guess we know once we fire her she has a chance at Dancing with the Stars. I guess she learned more from Bill than we realized, and I suppose it’s better this happens in some foreign country than in the Oval Office. Again. If this doesn’t encourage even more to make sure we’re victorious on November 6th, I don’t know what will. Imagine the difference between having this wombat as SecState versus JOHN BOLTON. I...
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Cher In Twitter Meltdown Over Republicans
by Tammy on August 7, 2012Um, this is funny as hell. And really, a grown woman…is this Drunk Tweeting? Should there be an intervention? Are there Twitter interventions? And please someone–can we have a camera on her when the results come in on November 6th? Please…pretty please? Cher hates ‘old white men’ Republicans making women have babies; ‘Contraception is illegal’; Update: Ranting continues Then, sadly, even her iPad couldn’t take it anymore… But then it continued… Click through to Twitchy for the entire meltdown.
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Video Inside JPL as the Rocket Scientists Respond to Curiosity Landing on Mars
by Tammy on August 6, 2012Watching all these incredible people at JPL react to the successful result of their work is absolutely wonderful. The video is about 11 minutes long and it starts with Curiosity’s descent onto Mars. Then there’s the reaction to her actual landing and the first pictures, which arrived so quickly! It’s an exciting, moving experience to see the joy from all the people who have worked so hard to get our rover up there. I think you’ll enjoy it as much as I did. Also, Curiosity is tweeting from Mars! You can follow her at @CuriosityRover 🙂 BTW, this is exactly the kind of work Obama has killed. We are now enjoying a project set into motion years ago. I can’t...
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Where and When to See Sunday’s Solar Eclipse
by Tammy on May 18, 2012Get ready Western US and Asia! On May 20, our moon will pass between the Earth and the sun, creating a brilliant annular solar eclipse for some viewers and an equally amazing partial solar eclipse for many others. An annular solar eclipse happens when the moon is at a certain distance from the Earth, so that it appears relatively smaller than the sun; in a total eclipse, the moon appears to be the same size as the sun. This all happens because the moon’s orbit around the Earth isn’t a perfect circle but rather is an ellipse, putting it sometimes a bit further from the Earth than others. An annular eclipse gets its name due to the ring, or annulus,...
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Caption This and Beam Him Up–Please!
by Tammy on April 4, 2012I have a tiny feeling you TAMs might have a few fun and interesting caption for this image of our esteemed President of the United States flashing the Star Trek ‘Vulcan’ salute once again making everything about himself. And despite what he thinks, he’s neither Jesus nor Spock–he’s simply a Dumb Freaking Bastard who conned his way into the White House. Not that I have an opinion. Pictured with him is Nichelle Nichols of the Star Trek series who tweeted this gem when she met the Dumb Bastard. Folks, don’t get me wrong–I’m a Star Trek fan and this does give me a certain amount of comfort–perhaps some day (like November 7th) he will find himself in a galaxy far,...
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The Obama Legacy: Ceding Earth to Islamists and the Moon to China
by Tammy on December 29, 2011Now that Obama can rest assured that the whole of the Middle East is in the process of being consumed by rabid Islamists, why stop there? The legacy of the malevolent, Jew-hating malignant narcissist in the White House (or, more often, the golf course) has now led the Chinese to calculate that the Moon is up for grabs. Why not take the literal high ground while America remains under the boot of a spoiled, angry and incompetent chief executive? So while the Dumb Bastard works on his golf swing, the Chinese “will develop new satellites, accelerate efforts to build a space station and strengthen its research in space.” Great job liberals! China push to put astronaut on the moon China...
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Apocalypse 2012 Update: Second Mayan Inscription Uncovered
by Tammy on November 25, 2011I do believe the world will end in 2012. For liberals. November 6, 2012 to be exact.
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Tammy Radio Presents: MST3K-Style Coverage of Obama’s “No Jobs” Speech
by Tammy on September 8, 2011(Thanks to TAM RuBegonia for this great artwork) UPDATE: A podcast of the show has now posted for subscribers. Here’s your direct link 🙂 UPDATE: CSPAN link for coverage I will go live with a special Tammy Radio presentation of Mystery Science Theatre 3000-style coverage of Obama’s “No Jobs and there will never be any jobs as long as I’m president” speech to the Joint Session of Congress tonight. This is a public broadcast and can be accessed the exact same way you hook into the Daily Tammy Radio at TalkStreamLive. We will launch at about 3:50pm PT (Urkel’s speech starts at 4pm PT) with our special brand of snark, ridicule and mockery of Obama. I’m especially curious to see...
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Shuttle Investigation Report – No Political Influence
by Pat_S on August 26, 2011It’s one big stomp on Houston. The investigation is over. Houston in the Republican state of Texas doesn’t get one of the shuttles. The four retired shuttles go to CA, NY, FL and D.C. stand. Selections were based on how many people would be able to see the spacecrafts. Association with the shuttle program was not a consideration. NASA Administrator Charles Bolden said the Houston Space Center had relatively low attendance rates and provided significantly lower international access than the locations selected. NASA’s inspector general specifically states: TexMessage: NASA okays process used to award retired space shuttles We found no evidence that the (decision review) team’s recommendation or the administrator’s decision were tainted by political influence or any other improper...
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Don’t Miss Tonight’s Rare SuperMoon
by Tammy on March 19, 2011Tonight’s moon will be ginormous and look close enough to Earth to touch. The next time it will look like this will be in 2029, so make a point to take a glance, I think it’ll be worth it 🙂 The best time to look? When it’s at the horizon. CNN: Weekend full moon the biggest in about 20 years CNET: NASA offers new reassurances about supermoon NetGeo: “Supermoon” Tonight: Biggest Full Moon in 18 Years
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Hippie Crisis: Zodiac in Cosmic Flux, Horoscopes Change!
by Tammy on January 13, 2011So, I was a Leo, and thank goodness am still a Leo even though there’s been a major change in the horoscoping. While I feel sorry for all the hippies who are no doubt struggling with this news, all is good in my sector which is still very Leoish. Oh, and “they” have also announced a new sign–“Ophiuchus.” Gesundheit and good luck. Wobbly Earth Means Your Horoscope Is Wrong If you look to your horoscope for a preview of your day, look again: You’re probably following somebody else’s supposed fate. Thanks to Earth’s wobble, astrological signs are, well, bunk. (Or even more bunk than you might expect.) Astrological signs are determined by the position of the sun relative to certain...
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MObama: Prayers “Keep The Spirits Clean Around Us”
by Tammy on October 13, 2010That’s weird, because Sarah Palin’s spirits show up showered and wearing Brooks Bros no-iron shirts.
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Man Scrawls World’s Biggest Message With GPS ‘Pen’
by Tammy on August 13, 2010And what was the message? A certainly timely “Read Ayn Rand.” See how he did it, and take his advice 😉 Man Scrawls World’s Biggest Message With GPS ‘Pen’ One man drove 12,238 miles across 30 states to scrawl a message that can only be viewed using Google Earth. His big shoutout: “Read Ayn Rand.” Nick Newcomen did a road trip over 30 days that covered stretches from the Pacific to the Atlantic Ocean. First, he identified on a map the route he would need to drive to spell out the message. He put a GPS device in his car to trace the route he would follow. Then, he hit the road. “The main reason I did it is because...
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Just Don’t Tell Hallmark!
by Tammy on August 4, 2010After that scary Hallmark/NAACP brouhaha over the racism in one of their cards I was a little uneasy presenting this next story. But then I reminded myself to stay true to my Unruly Peasant ideals and not be controlled by anyone’s Emily Latella. A universe could exist ‘inside every black hole,’ claims scientist Using an adaptation of Einstein’s general theory of relativity, Nikodem Poplawski, of Indiana University, Bloomington, analysed the theoretical motion of particles entering a black hole. He concluded that it was possible for a whole new universe to exist inside every black hole, which could mean that our own universe could be inside a black hole as well. “Maybe the huge black holes at the centre of the...
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Aliens Hijack Voyager 2
by Maynard on May 14, 2010A post by Maynard Space aliens, sensing Obama’s weakness, have hijacked the Voyager 2 spacecraft. Voyager 2 was launched in 1977. It went on an amazing grand tour of the outer planets, visiting Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune. It is currently 92 times as far away from the Sun as the Earth is, and more than twice as far from the Sun as Pluto. It’s drifting endlessly outwards, carrying a multicultural golden record that the space aliens will need an old record player to listen to. NASA continues to maintain radio contact with the two Voyager craft. Take a moment to think about the difficulty of transmitting and receiving from a tiny object more than 8 billion miles away. It’s...
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