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Shifra’s Tips To Obama On His Upcoming Trip To Israel
by Shifra on March 19, 2013**A Post by Shifra** Honestly, I was not planning to do this. I mean, your wife, Mooch, has a staff of, what, 26 people? So, I figured you must have an entire army of people to help you out. But after that ridiculous interview you gave to Israel’s Channel 2 last week, I thought you could use a few pointers. First of all, you wished you could “wear a mustache in Tel Aviv” ? Seriously, who writes your material? Because two words come to mind: Fire Them! And, if you just made that up on the spot, I gotta tell you: You cannot do Stand Up. You cannot even do Sit Down. Please, take your teleprompter WITH you, and just...
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Public Podcast: Obama Wants a Fake Mustache? Tammy Gives Him the MST3K Treatment!
by Tammy on March 15, 2013Obama’s big confession in this interview with Israel’s Channel 2 is that he fantasizes about walking around Tel Aviv in a fake mustache so he can hang out with regular people. That’s right. The interview itself is about 20 minutes long, so in today’s Tammy Radio I gave the end of the exchange a very necessary Mystery Science Theatre 3000 treatment which involves lots of necessary mocking and ridicule. Tammy Radio is 100% listener supported and I’d love to have you join us. For an average of $5 a month you make this program possible. Click here for more information, and enjoy this segment from today’s program.
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Shocker: Food Hostess & Oprah Protege Talker Rachel Ray “Loves Bill Maher”
by Tammy on March 13, 2013I guess Rachel doesn’t care if she insults half the American public. Amazing what happens when you forget not everyone thinks like you. Oh yeah, and Eva Longoria blames the media for all the sequester hype. Did these girls stash a crack pipe somewhere?
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Whole Foods Removes Obama Chicken Ad After Complaints
by Tammy on February 22, 2013When I first heard this I had no idea why anyone would have a problem with it. Then the story makes clear it’s because someone thought it was racist. I guess I’m not thinking ‘racist’ enough. Or something. Keep in mind, this happened in an Upper Westside New York City Whole Foods, filled with workers, I’m sure, who all voted for Obama and perhaps like me, don’t think of him on racial terms. But, alas, so many other people are now obsessed with race, and yet this was something we thought Obama and his bots would transcend. Silly us. Via Newsmax. An advertisement for organic chicken using a Barack Obama look-alike has been removed from a Whole Foods’ store. A...
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Chris Christie==> “I’m not much different from Andrew Cuomo. I probably agree with him on 98% of the issues.”
by Tammy on February 19, 2013Confused about Chris Christie? I trust this sheds some light on who this guy is, and why I’ve been so critical for so long. I do love the Compulsion to Confess, don’t you? Via the NY Daily News. The two state leaders have more in common than previously thought, according to a comment reportedly made by the New Jersey governor. In a conversation with a union leader, Christie allegedly made the jaw-dropping claim that he “probably” agrees with his Democratic New York counterpart on the vast majority of issues. Christie apparently called New Yorker Larry Bulman, political director for the United Association of Plumbers, Pipefitters and Steamfitters, to thank him for a union donation to Hurricane Sandy relief efforts, according...
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Tammy Radio Presents: Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Coverage of the 2013 SOTU Address
by Tammy on February 12, 2013(Thanks to TAM RuBegonia for this great artwork) Unfortunately, here we are in 2013 and faced at a State of the Union address by the Dumb Bastard, but we have the solution! I will bring you the audio of the Dumb Bastard, all the while mocking, ridiculing and making sure he gets translated properly 🙂 The SOTU starts at 9pm ET so we’ll start at 845pm ET with the live Special Report. Just go to Talk Stream Live as you do for the live show and you’ll find my avatar, click it and you’re in 🙂 We will also stay on through whatever Marco “Just-Like-Reagan” Rubio has to say and possible through the Rand Paul Tea Party rebuttal right after...
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Um… CNN Anchor Wonders If Asteroid Is The Result Of ‘Global Warming’
by Tammy on February 11, 2013My refrigerator stopped working. Global warming? Sydney’s tail bump. Global Warming? Kittens! Global Warming? Via NewsBusters. CNN anchor Deb Feyerick asked Saturday afternoon if an approaching asteroid, which will pass by Earth on February 15, “is an example of, perhaps, global warming?” Moments earlier, before an ad break, she segued from the Northeast blizzard to a segment with Bill Nye “the science guy,” by pointing to global warming: “Every time we see a storm like this lately, the first question to pop into a lot of people’s minds is whether or not global warming is to blame? I’ll talk to Bill Nye, ‘the science guy,’ about devastating storms and climate change.” She never got to that question in the subsequent...
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The World According To Colin Powell
by Shifra on January 14, 2013**A Post by Shifra** Colin Powell seems awfully cranky lately. Maybe he needs to add more fiber to his diet. (Is that just wrong of me?) But whatever the cause, he went on the talk show circuit over the weekend, complaining about the GOP. Apparently, channeling Elmer Fudd, those Wascally Wepublicans are WACISTS! And the proof? There’s also a dark vein of intolerance in some parts of the party” he continued. “What I do mean by that? What I mean by that is they still sort of look down on minorities. How can I evidence that? When I see a former governor say that the president is ‘shucking and jiving,’ that’s a racial-era slave term. When I see another former...
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Obama Supporters Shocked, Angry at New Tax Increases
by Tammy on January 7, 2013Their first big hint that they were being conned should have been when their unicorns didn’t arrive after 2008. Via Washington Examiner. Sometimes, watching a Democrat learn something is wonderful, like seeing the family dog finally sit and stay at your command. With President Obama back in office and his life-saving “fiscal cliff” bill jammed through Congress, the new year has brought a surprising turn of events for his sycophantic supporters. “What happened that my Social Security withholding’s in my paycheck just went up?” a poster wrote on the liberal site DemocraticUnderground.com. “My paycheck just went down by an amount that I don’t feel comfortable with. I guarantee this decrease is gonna’ hurt me more than the increase in income...
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Proof That God Exists==> Baby Hedgehogs!
by Tammy on December 11, 2012OM freaking G! Look at these! Further proof God exists. Really, there is no way some fluke allowed creatures like these along with us, dogs, cats, horses and pot-bellied pigs. oh, and Charlize Theron, to simply crawl out of the primordial ooze. Something’s in charge of all this craziness, and it’s a something with a clever sense of design 😉 Just sayin’ (via @adrienne_jensen on Twitter).
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Obama May Levy Carbon Tax To Cut US Deficit
by Tammy on November 7, 2012I’ve argued for quite some time the hoax of “climate change” has always been an excuse to tax Americans. Now right out of the gate, it looks like Obama is going for it. If you want to continue to punch the economy in the face and drive up energy and gas costs (causing inflation across the board) this is a sure-fire way to do it. Via the Washington Post. Barack Obama may consider introducing a tax on carbon emissions to help cut the U.S. budget deficit after winning a second term as president, according to HSBC Holdings Plc. A tax starting at $20 a metric ton of carbon dioxide equivalent and rising at about 6 percent a year could raise...
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Cher In Twitter Meltdown Over Republicans
by Tammy on August 7, 2012Um, this is funny as hell. And really, a grown woman…is this Drunk Tweeting? Should there be an intervention? Are there Twitter interventions? And please someone–can we have a camera on her when the results come in on November 6th? Please…pretty please? Cher hates ‘old white men’ Republicans making women have babies; ‘Contraception is illegal’; Update: Ranting continues Then, sadly, even her iPad couldn’t take it anymore… But then it continued… Click through to Twitchy for the entire meltdown.
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Roseanne Barr is Running for President. Again. Oh, with Cindy Sheehan.
by Patricia on August 5, 2012Preezy Roseanne Barr & VP Cindy Sheehan: now there’s a *new* Disaster Movie in waiting. Via Daily Caller. Actress Roseanne Barr announced Thursday that she is seeking the Peace and Freedom Party’s nomination for president, with anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan as her intended running mate. Barr sought the Green Party’s nomination earlier this year, but lost to Massachusetts physician Jill Stein. Her renewed candidacy, first reported by the Los Angeles Times, will likely hurt the lesser-known Stein’s footing. Stein’s running mate is also relatively unknown, unlike Sheehan, who became famous for protesting the Iraq War outside President George W. Bush’s Texas ranch. UPDATE: Green Party Watch: Roseanne Barr wins California’s Peace and Freedom Party nomination: Cindy Sheehan is VP nominee
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Our Straw Man-in-Chief
by Shifra on July 24, 2012**A Post by Shifra** When is the MSM finally going to call Obama out for clinging to a juvenile rhetorical device that is unbecoming to the Office of the Presidency? No, I am not talking about his teleprompter...
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Newsflash: Liberals Confirm They Have No Sense of Humor or Irony
by Tammy on May 24, 2012Yesterday, as I am inclined to, I lightly and snarkily Tweeted a response to a supportive Tweep who said I should be guest hosting the “O’Reilly Factor.” Here’s the Tweet: First, the “I’ve been told…” you can add “by a friend of mine.” Bwahaha! I think that bursts a few liberal bubbles out there. With only 140 characters, one is so limited! (Can I collect your Fox Hating Tears of Sadness for my coffee? I love the bittersweet taste of them). You know, I’ve never even asked to host the Factor (or any other show at Fox), and no one at Fox ever told me I couldn’t. I do find the sudden interest in my career by the Left to...