Ann Coulter: Liberal racism sightings have become like a lunatic's version of “Where's Waldo?” Kevin Baker of Harper's magazine says Romney's referring to his “five boys” in last week's debate was how he “slyly found a way” to call Obama a “boy.” Says Baker: “How the right's hard-core racists must have howled at that!”
MSNBC's Chris Matthews says the word “apartment” is racist because black people live in apartments. He also says the word “Chicago” is racist because — despite its well-known reputation as the home of Al Capone and the Daley machine — a lot of black people live there, too. (And don't get him started on “Chicago apartments”!)
As we go to press, Matthews is working on an exciting new hypothesis that peanut butter is racist.
Meanwhile, my new favorite actress, Stacey Dash, sends an inoffensive little tweet supporting Mitt Romney and is buried in tweets calling her “an indoor slave” and a “jiggaboo,” who was “slutting (herself) to the white man.” (And those were just the tweets from the Obama 2012 Re-election Campaign!)