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My apologies to Sally Field. With the resurrection of Rev. Wright by the Daily Caller; Fast and Furious by Univision and the War on Wymynses, I was feeling left out of the racisms. I was positive that no one would bust Asians on bad math so we would be left out of the Unemployment numbers scandal. And Energy Sec Chu is just a stereotype-nerdy Asian Nobel prize winner who doesn't own a car and advises the POTUS on energy. He's so bad, Asians are trading him for a minor league pitcher, draft picks and a Korean to be named later. Rumor is it may be for South Korean rapper Psy, which would be a great pick up. Anyway, thank you Washington state democrats for finally including Asians in the race war. I finally feel like part of the fabric of America. I shall now go celebrate by bitterly clinging to my guns and religion, which I have been doing anyway.