My sister...My bride!

Maureen McCormick. Hmmm…yep.

Three words as uttered by Jan which will forever have a new meaning.

Brady Bunch Star Reveals All About Lesbian Fling With TV Sister

Wholesome former THE BRADY BUNCH star MAUREEN MCCORMICK is set to reveal the beloved 70s TV series’ most shocking secret in a new book – she and her on-screen sister had a lesbian fling. MCCormick’s tell-all, Here’s The Story, won’t hit bookstores until 2008, but publishers are already buzzing about the big reveal. As well as talking candidly about her well-documented eating disorder and drug problems in the book, TV’s Marcia Brady will come clean about a romance she had with co-star Eve Plumb, who played her sister Jan on the hit show. A source tells America’s National Enquirer, “The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. “This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian [of course not!–T], she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. “It’s bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show.”

Jan, Jan, Jan!

Stay away from my nuts!
The Tiny Gay Squirrel says: “And Hillary’s not gay, either. She just likes Jan. A lot.”

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  1. The Tiny Gay Squirrel says: “And Hillary’s not gay, either. She just likes Jan. A lot.”


  2. Hadsil says:

    According to Barry Williams’ book, he and Maureen had a fling. He had a crush on Florence Henderson. Eve Plumb and Christopher Knight had a fling. Susan Olsen and Mike Lookinland had a fling.

    On “Sally Jesse Raphael” Christopher Knight admitted he had a crush on Ann Davis.

    Robert Reed was gay and died of AIDS.

    Nothing surprises me. Barry Williams and Christopher Knight played a gay couple on some tv sit-com a few years ago. I think “Will & Grace”, but I’m not sure.

    No one is like the “Brady Bunch”, not even the Bradys.

  3. Mwalimu Daudi says:

    I am starting to worry about “Tiger”, the dog on the show. I mean, is someone who was on the show gonna … you know … ‘fess up?

    (Mwalimu Daudi sinks even lower into the gutter….)

  4. PeteRFNY says:

    I will never look at the Brady Bunch the same way again.

    Maybe I’ll enjoy the shows a little bit more.

    At least the LATER ones.

  5. helpunderdog says:

    Funny! Recently their was a Brady Bunch spoof movie where a lesbian pines away for Marcia – at a sleep over she even makes a move, but a naive and innocent Marcia doesn’t recognize it.

  6. Draybee says:

    Mom always said, don’t play ball in the house.

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