Here ya go, ladies and, umm, gentlemen. The Sarah P at Georgie Wigs in Brooklyn. $695. Real human hair.

This design is said to be popular in the Orthodox Jewish community.

Just so you Democrats won’t feel left out, here’s a link to a Joe Biden wig. At $7.99, what are you waiting for?

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  1. Idiot#3 says:

    A Joe Biden hairplugs wig is a good start. Combine that with scotch tape to pull your eye corners up and way too-white fake teeth, and you got yourself a timely Halloween costume.

  2. TENBEHRS says:

    Less is more. Two rubber bands for pigtails would lock up the male vote.

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