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Just to make sure we keep the variety up, you know, with all the Obama posts and political news. In today’s edition, monkey defense or monkey revenge? Either way, I don’t blame him.

Monkey gets revenge on owner who forced him to climb trees for coconuts… by killing him with a well-aimed coconut

A monkey who tired of being forced to climb trees to pick coconuts killed his owner with a well-aimed coconut.

The owner died immediately from the monkey’s throw from the top of a tree in the Thai Province of Nakorn Sri Thammarat, according to the Samui Express newspaper.

The newspaper said that Leilit Janchoom, 48, had beaten the monkey whenever he showed any hesitance to climb a tree.

The owner was insistent because he got the equivalent of 4p for every coconut picked. But the monkey – it is claimed – apparently found the work boring, strenuous and unrewarding.

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  1. Mwalimu Daudi says:

    The name “Obama” appeared in the same post as a picture of a monkey. Woe unto thee, ye sinner! Ye racist! Ye Jew-lovin’ neocon illegal-war-for-oil homophobic tax-cutting Distraction from Real Issues global warming-denying gun nut! Repent, or Al Sharpton will protest against thee!

  2. honored_dad says:

    Now THAT’S a tea party you can believe in!!

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Just to make sure we keep the variety up, you know, with all the Obama posts and political news. In today’s edition, understandably frightened humans want to ban scary wild animals, like chimps and, uh, wolverines, from private homes.

Measure Would Ban More Species From Connecticut Homes

Primates, alligators, kangaroos, wolverines and other types of wild and potentially dangerous animals would be banned from private homes under a state law proposed Friday…”We are playing Russian roulette in our homes because we have put dangerous animals in them,” Attorney General Richard Blumenthal said Friday in announcing the bill.

“The simple truth is wild animals belong in the wild, not in suburban homes,” he said.

Well, there you go!

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  1. Ripper says:

    Jeez I always wanted to own either a Cobra or a Black Mamba.

  2. Tempus Fugit says:

    Oh heck, and here I was all ready to go pick up that Komodo Dragon for the kids.

  3. brutepcm says:

    There have been reports of Constrictors and Pythons released into the everglades when they outgrow their owner’s homes. They are thriving and breeding there. A death match between one of these monsters and a gator would be quite a show. Meanwhile- with all of the humans leaving the worker’s paradise of Michigan, cougars and wolves are moving in to fill the void.

  4. mrfixit says:

    Well there ya go. The gumment has deeclarrd that wild animals are dangerous. Who’d a thunk! Is there no common sense left in this country?

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