Just to make sure we keep the variety up, you know, with all the Obama posts and political news. In today’s edition, monkey defense or monkey revenge? Either way, I don’t blame him.
Monkey gets revenge on owner who forced him to climb trees for coconuts… by killing him with a well-aimed coconut
A monkey who tired of being forced to climb trees to pick coconuts killed his owner with a well-aimed coconut.
The owner died immediately from the monkey’s throw from the top of a tree in the Thai Province of Nakorn Sri Thammarat, according to the Samui Express newspaper.
The newspaper said that Leilit Janchoom, 48, had beaten the monkey whenever he showed any hesitance to climb a tree.
The owner was insistent because he got the equivalent of 4p for every coconut picked. But the monkey – it is claimed – apparently found the work boring, strenuous and unrewarding.
The name “Obama” appeared in the same post as a picture of a monkey. Woe unto thee, ye sinner! Ye racist! Ye Jew-lovin’ neocon illegal-war-for-oil homophobic tax-cutting Distraction from Real Issues global warming-denying gun nut! Repent, or Al Sharpton will protest against thee!
Now THAT’S a tea party you can believe in!!