I know, it’s hard to believe, but finally in the slew of “ethics” violations one damning conclusion has been reached: Governor Sarah Palin may actually be everything and everywhere, acting unethically on this planet and even in other parts of the galaxy! ABC was coy, and perhaps not wanting to send people into a panic edited this news headline:

Deep Impact: Jupiter Hit by Comet or Meteoroid or Maybe Sarah Palin

Palin Without Makeup, Perched on Her Juneau Office, or Something

Palin Without Makeup, Perched on Her Juneau Office, or Something

Honestly, there have been a lot of headlines today with new and explosive charges against Governor Palin. There’s the ever-reliable might-be-maybe-sorta story like, “Report: Palin legal fund may be unethical” which showed up again like that bad sushi that keeps coming back up.

While I would normally not want to subject you to the things she may be guilty of (besides being guilty of nothing, which in itself is a shocker), I am committed to transparency here at Tammy Blog, so I’m gonna list all the Mainstream Media headlines that didn’t quite make the cut as Journalists toil day and night revealing exactly how much of an Omnipotent SuperVillain Sarah Palin really is. Or might be. Or maybe even not.

CNN: “Investigator Finds Palin Personally Responsible for Global Warming.”

LA Times: “Unbiased and Unaffiliated Concerned Citizen Charges Palin With Being In A Bad Mood. Once.”

NY Times: “UN Investigating Whether Or Not Palin and Loch Ness Monster Have Ever Been Seen in the Same Room. At the Same Time. Together.”

AP: “Democrat Party Activists Shout “Mothra!” And Palin Turns Around!”

MSNBC: “Litigious Underachiever Files Lawsuit Against Palin for Emotional Distress for Showing What’s Possible If You Just Apply Yourself.”

Reuters: “Union of Ivy League ‘We’re Better Than You’ Gang Accuse Palin of Not Being Like Them.”

In the event you’re too busy to notice, I’ll keep an eye on the obvious revelation that Palin is everywhere, all the time, focusing on just screwing things up. Just like, yes, the Loch Ness Monster. And Mothra. And everyone else who threatens the status quo of the Ivy League Status Quo Bunch.

This section is for comments from tammybruce.com's community of registered readers. Please don't assume that Tammy agrees with or endorses any particular comment just because she lets it stand.
16 Comments | Leave a comment
  1. 1elder1 says:

    Very funny Tammy. (Sarah is everywhere and she is everything lol)
    As I was reading the leaked e-mail from Daniel Thomas and his FINAL determination on Palin’s last ethics charge two things occurred.
    First, I realized that the news of this last ethics charge was getting spread in the news on the same day that major newspapers had front page headlines that Obama may not be a natural born citizen of the US. (like who did not know that?)
    Secondly, I got the leaked e-mail copied(of the final judgement for the last ethics charge) just in time. I copied it as lighting struck our Apt and shut off my computer.
    I continued to use the computer and the telephone to call Alaska to find out how the e-mail got leaked from its confidential hiding place. hmmm Never use the phone during a thunder storm. hmmmm
    The leaked e-mail indicates that the ethics charges were brought up in April an determined on July 14th and leaked today on July 21st.

    There are just a few more days and then THEY cannot touch her with phony ethics charges from a phony Alaskan Proviso.

    Her legal bills are $500,000 Obama’s are $1million to pay lawyers to hide his Birth Certificate info and other lies he told at college.

    I know of people who fry out their pc’s when they are hit by lightning and me with my new stick of memory just added hours ago. I escaped .

    Repunzel will escape days from now.
    ###

    • bbgreco says:

      Sarah, hang in there, they are just like a bunch of children let loose in a candy store, they are pathetic (media and the trolls). I am sure that you will be fine and I also know thatt this is not the end of Sarah Palin, good luck, America needs your kind.

      • mmeusa says:

        1elder1, we almost lost our home today to fire, but instead just suffered miserable smoke damage. I think between your lightning strike and our evading the flames, that God is very busy, crossing paths with us, and that we’re in good company! And, maybe also, Godzilla is passing through to say hello and to congratulate Sarah Palin 🙂 It’s all good! 🙂

        • 1elder1 says:

          @mmeusa I like your attitude.
          “Evading the flames” part =wonderful!

        • c4400 says:

          At least you don’t have government homeowners insurance. *whew*

          When I was growing up, my dad loved to make huge huge fires in our fireplace. It was inbetween the living room and kitchen, open on both sides. You could make some huge infernos in that thing. It was pretty nice in those bitter cold Missouri winters.

          One morning, the entire house was filled with smoke. We couldn’t figure out where it was coming from. There were no flames, and the fireplace looked normal. We eventually found that the contractors didn’t follow building code and cheated when building the fireplace. Apparently the brick was laid right on top of the plywood or whatever below. Fire, or at least some serious smoldering started underneath.

          Our PRIVATE insurance took care of everything– fixing the damage, covering the rebuilding of the fireplace, and cleanup, no problem– though our clothes, beds, EVERYTHING smelled like smoke for weeks.

          Hope everything’s alright over there!

  2. thomaslhill says:

    Any truth to the rumour that Palin was acting as Aaron Burr’s second when Sec. Hamilton bit the dust?

  3. carol276 says:

    She is a super hero…u know. I have proof, she has 5 kids and is still sane. LOL

  4. Laura says:

    Tammy- OMG!! You are hilarious! That pic was GREAT! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! Thanks I needed that.

  5. Carol says:

    I second Laura’s sentiment! Between the sound effects, cartoons, and commentary, I have the same response. For one of the smartest people I know of, you’re also one of the corniest (is that a word?)… I love it!!! BTW, what sound does Mothra make? I have forgotten. Wasn’t that the one with the two girls with special powers?

  6. franknitti says:

    I have it on good authority (a Huff Po blog) that Palin was the scout who guided General Custer into the valley of the Little Bighorn in 1876.

  7. Tinker says:

    Three words—- Palin…. Grassy…. Knoll…..

  8. mrcarter says:

    I knew it, and like I have always said, it was her glasses that caused the unexplained reflection during the moon landing soundstage farce.

  9. jupaczyn says:

    You know why she opted for the transformation into Mothra (instead of say, Butterflyra, which would have been more beautiful): Moths are active at night — this way she can better combat the moonbats 😉

You must be logged in to post a comment.