A post by Pat

If you are keeping clippings about the blogosphere’s Palin Derangement Syndrome in a shoe box or something, let me kick in one for your collection. A so-called expert conjectures that Sarah’s “over the top” response to Letterman’s “joke” about her daughter may be attributable to one of her toes. It all started when a blogger who loathes Sarah noticed that she may have something in common with the “illiterate, gun-toting hillbilly”.

Sarah Palin has a Morton’s Toe

According to the website eeemusings.com, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska has a Morton’s Toe. In a clearly seen photo posted on their site, on June 11, 2009 Sarah extra long 2nd toe can easily be seen. In a week where many people questioned her “over the top” reaction to David Letterman’s bad joke about her daughter, the verification of Palin having a Morton’s Toe may answer some questions about why she did have this reaction.

Dr. Burton S. Schuler, leading expert on the Morton’s Toe and it complications and author of the book Why You Really Hurt: It All Starts In The Foot, the story of the Morton’s Toe, feels that it is possible that Gov. Palin response may be caused by her Morton’s Toe . Dr. Schuler said

it has been well documented, in numerous medical journals, and textbooks, for over 80 years, that a Morton’s Toe can cause many painful conditions of not only the foot but the whole body. The larger question is can the pain and suffering caused by a Morton’s Toe be so severe that it causes a person to temporary loose perspective. Dr. Schuler went on to say

this is important, maybe we can find some grant money to study the true psychology effect the Morton’s Toe has on certain people

Dr. Schuler (who says he’s not really that smart a guy) is big on the foot.

I looked up other references on Morton’s Toe. Dr. Scholl’s has a product to take care of it. Now if only we had something to cure the pain we get from other politicians in a different part of the anatomy.

(Is it just me or does Dr. Morton look like a face drawn on a toe?)

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  1. mmeusa says:

    No, it’s not just you, Dr. Morton has Toe Face Syndrome, the symptoms and prognosis of which render Morton’s Toe virtually inconsequential. The least of our problems in this country is Palin’s Morton’s Toe, which, incidentally, is rather cute: http://eeemusings.com/?s=palin+morton%27s+toe.

  2. thierry says:

    if a perverted unfunny old creep went on national tv and called my innocent underage daughter a ‘ho i’d have considerably less restraint than sarah palin exhibited … and my toes are fine thank you.

    the hatred of sarah palin is so beyond- it’s pathological and although politically motivated at heart it’s driven full force by misogyny. and the’ feminists’ are only seen approving of gender based hatred toward conservative women going so low as to condone vicious rape ‘ jokes’.

    as this crap comes out day after day i wonder at the insanity of it all. it’s both infuriating and sad.

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