A post by Maynard
Now that Barry has decided to address the growing chaos by gracing us with his presence, Tammy must anguish over how much Obama audio TAMs need. Presidential words are, after all, news. My suggestion: Prior to carrying a speech, doubtful TAMs will be issued a handy Bullsh** Bingo card. Then hang out in the chat room and play along. There will be a prize of some sort (I don’t know what; maybe a pair of earplugs?) for the first person to shout “BINGO!”
Obviously the cards will have to be officially certified and randomized. But here’s a prototype, which seems to have originated from IOWNTHEWORLD or BigFurHat. As you can see, someone’s bound to reach the Bingo! point in short order.