**UPDATE: Contest Closed!! No more entries will be accepted. Wow, thanks everyone! Great caption ideas 🙂 A winner will be announced on Friday!**
I took a picture of Syd with her chomped down on a simple tennis ball. RuBegonia has discovered the inner chakra of the same picture, somehow channeling the real intent behind the gleam in Sydney’s eyes.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to Caption This! I have a feeling you will not disappoint.
The winner will receive the joy of having their caption emblazoned on the pic and posted on the blog 🙂 I know, Joy. Now, 3…2…1… Go!
Tastes like chicken!
“I can’t believe I ate the “O” thing.”
“I can has your one big RINO ball”
Sorry, Bo Obama, it’s my ball now.Guess this is what your dad means by spreading the wealth around.
“This taste test sucks”!
Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmmm Barack Hussein Obama, His lies made America sicken, I must admit he tastes like chicken, Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmmm
Sydni: “You were right, urkel only has one. Here it is.”
or
Sydni: “I’m sorry, Tammy, Barney Frank had the other one.”
or
Syndi: “I had to kick a ferret’s ass to get this for you.”
Can you hear me now?
Hope & Chomp!
Smells like pie, tastes like a lie!
Take THAT, B.O!
POP goes the Urkel!!
That’s the way the money goes……..POP goes the Urkel!
“How do you like Dem apples?”
Ok. nix this one. lol. I think the context of the meaning is not what I thought it was.
“Something wrong with this Obama honey…”
Chomp Sydney! Chomp!
Los got mine… damn!
“I just threw up in my mouth a little.”
Good boy, now go fetch the other one!
or
Call poison control, Syd got into something toxic!
Eat your heart out Jesse Jackson.
The ball is in our court now!
Your going to tax my ball next? What?
Seemed like a good idea at the time but it’s leavin’ a bad taste in my mouth.
Sydney Bruce doing the “Dumb Bastard Chomp”
Why is this happening to me?
One Obama ball, One to go……
Tastes like ass…dumb ass, that is.
(Is that inappropriate?)
Yecchh! Gotta bury this deeper than the rest of the bones!
It burrrrrrrns!
Nom, nom, nom… Blech!
Gotta do my duty, though!
“Sure, chocolate could be bad for me but these have that chewy union center.”
Yummy, yummy, yummy!
I’ve got Urkle in my tummy!
“I went to 3 weeks of obedience school for THIS?”
I thought there was nothing worse than finding cat poop in your dog’s mouth until this
Tea Party retriever in training.
FOODS YOU SHOULD AVOID!
“This thing tastes like crap!”
I am on a mission–get out of my way!
The dumb bastard called and wants his WHAT back??
Better bury this before the dumb bastard destroys it too!
What’s wrong with the humans? Even I know better than to swallow this.
“Marxism tastes poopie!”
Syd gives the new Obama-themed Milk Bone a claws down.
The Obama administration leaked its new National Obamadent program: Chewy Balls! The president said yesterday he got the idea watching Bo patiently chewing on a ball to remove tartar from his teeth. “Most dentist agree” the president said, “chewing a ball 20 minutes per day can greatly improve everyone’s dental health!” Standing next to the president, speaker Pelosi chimed in, “Think of the jobs! This could be almost as good of a stimulus as unemployment insurance! In fact, we could hire people to manufacture the balls for the government then fire them to get twice the bounce!”
Obama; chew him up and spit him out
Mommy is going to be SOOO proud of me!
“Can we play something else besides Hopey-Changey?”
In one end, out the uth-uhhh.
Like I would fetch this back to Urkel!
“Mmmm… Tastes like serpent.”
Another pet food recall!
Not to worry, Syd is immune to the Obamazombie Kool-Aid effect.
“I can’t wait to drop this in Snoopy’s litter box!”
Change sucks! I want my Beggin’Strips back!
Obama nom nom nom!
“Tammy went to DC and all she got me was this lousy ball.”
“Like”
Socialism… like cat turds, only better!
One More Move And The Button Gets It
(sung to the music of the Oscar Meyers bolgna commercial)
My chew toy has a first name, it’s O B A M A.
My chew toy has a second name, it’s N A R C I S S I S T I C S O C I A L I S T D U M B A S S…
November 2010: Every dog has its day.
wow… there’s some great responses! The TAMs prove once again what a witty and smart bunch they are….
Yes, I know!
Me and the momma grizzlies concur, this is just the start!
Hmm…this Hope & Change doesn’t taste like chicken or pie at all!
(Cue music of “Damn Liar”.)
You Lie! You said Bacon, not Barack
I am Sydney Bruce and I will save the world by crushing this insane upside down Obama World with my teeth of FREEDOM!!!
Out of my way! I’ll show you how to plug the hole!
“You’re out! Game’s over!”
No ‘Bama’s… it’s… just… Pat’s!
Looks like shit, tastes like shit, good thing we don’t step in it
“Why do I have the feeling this is gonna choke me? Better spit it out!”
Stop! Stop! It’s a suppository!!