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Another helpful post by Maynard

If you’ve always wanted to make movies but you have no actors, facilities, money, or skills, then Xtranormal.com is your dream come true. But before you start scripting, consider…

I haven’t actually made any Xtranormal movies, and maybe you shouldn’t either. My spider sense warns me that this site, if one actually starts to use it, could waste a lot of time. Proceed with caution if you’re a perfectionist or prone to addiction.

As I understand it, your oeuvre ends up on YouTube. I will pass along a couple of links which are, I assume, the creations of enthusiastic wags with too much time on their hands.

Be warned: There is vulgar language in these scripts. Delicate ears should proceed no farther.

Here’s “How Liberals Argue”. You’ve probably found yourself trapped in arguments that sound a lot like this.

Or maybe you’ve had a liberal try to share their enlightenment with you. And it usually goes something like this exchange, “Conservative Vs. Liberal”.

I already warned you not to waste too much time making movies. Do I need to additionally warn you not to spend too much time arguing with a moron if you happen to encounter one? You’ll only frustrate yourself and annoy the moron.