Promoted to the main page because someone had to it 😉 Goolsbee, aka “Chicken Little,” (or maybe that should be Unstable Goose Little) gets the Maynard Treatment.

A Post by Tammy on Behalf of a Comment by Maynard

Wow, the chairman of the president’s council of economic advisers is named “Austan Goolsbee”! Why do so many elite bigwigs have funny names? When a name like that comes up, there’s nothing to do but run it through an anagram generator. Here’s a few samples of what we get for this one:

* Seasonable Gout
* Analogous Beets
* Notable Gaseous
* A Unstable Goose
* Beagle Anus Soot
* Loose Anus Begat
* Able Anus Stooge
* A Tongueless Boa
* Us Eatable Goons
* Useable On Goats
* Nausea Blots Ego

You can see why people like this end up working for the government. If they showed up in any private enterprise, they’d get thrown in the river.

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  2. thierry says:

    perhaps he should be sent where being useable on goats is of the utmost importance-like afganistan.

  3. morecowbell says:

    My favorite: Began Auto Loses

  4. BastiatFan says:

    We should vote on the best anagram…..my money’s on “* Able Anus Stooge.”

    Oh….and check out my neato gravatar. it’s one of my TAM gear designs!

  5. BastiatFan says:

    Did that bat faint because Lena “Medusa” Jaworski was about to bite its head off?

    BTW: are you using an online anagram generator or doing it old school? Can I get some linky love if it’s an online thingie?

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