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  1. JLThorpe says:

    I put this one on the Weasel Zippers site as well:

    “It’s a small… brain… af… ter… all!”

  2. Patricia says:

    Normally “Main Street USA” is packed – This is what happens when Obama gets involved in “Tourism”

  3. PopArt says:

    Welcome to the first annual Muslim Brotherhood weekend retreat. As you can see, with a few minarets added, this would be the perfect main mosque for your daily worship.

  4. kwilder says:

    “I was told there would be pie.”

  5. jupaczyn says:

    “I want to welcome you to the ribbon cutting ceremony for the new White House — an abode much more befitting an ego, I mean, a person of my stature.”

  6. Kaisersoze says:

    “President Obama unveils results of $787 Billion Dollar Stimulus Package”

  7. Kaisersoze says:

    Second Submission:

    “Find Goofy in this picture and win a prize”

  8. Pat_S says:

    Prince Alarming

  9. AniMel says:

    “Thank you all for coming to my official coronation…I know this has been a long time coming!”

  10. DouggieJ says:

    Tammy, ,the one in Florida is a lot bigger/taller . The one in Anaheim CA is called Snow White’s castle and is shorter and pinker.

  11. flaggman says:

    “Thanks to my Secret Service detail, who cleared out all the bitter-clingies from this joint, so I don’t get boo’d. Now, where was I. Prompter, roll!”

  12. Kaisersoze says:

    “Away from the White House, President Obama leaves one Micky Mouse outfit for another”.

  13. strider says:

    “wow – just like europe”

  14. rickh says:

    “ah, Michelle wanted to change the color of the front door when we move in, but…ah said ah…please move the script up….ah..ah said no. She’s pissed at mah. Whut else is new..ah..”

  15. dennisl59 says:

    Photog Note: Look closely and you’ll see both Walt and Mickey flipping him off…

  16. trevy says:

    “I’m glad to be here at Universal Studios…..”

  17. Timbo says:

    You know… my guess is that he would love to shut down both Disneyland and Disney world…”not green enough and no having fun you peasants” That’s only for him and Mooch… How much did this photo op cost?

  18. shellym says:


  19. Kaisersoze says:

    “Timbo: How much did this photo op cost?”

    Including the cost of sending Michelle to Spain the day before?

  20. jaliranchr says:

    “It’s not Red Square, but I’m working on that.”

  21. jeaneeinabottle says:

    Mommy, I want a mickey mouse hat just like he has on!

  22. EllSee says:

    “Is this estate for sale? I’d like to make an offer . . .”

  23. RuBegonia says:

    When you wish upon a ♛ Czar ♛…

  24. JuanitaDugas says:

    Home at last! Work out the details with my real estate agent Rezko during prison visiting hours.

  25. houstongracie says:

    I wonder if this castle will be good enough for Michelle???

  26. houstongracie says:

    How tall does TOTUS have to be to ride the rides with me???

  27. FrankRemley says:

    “Has the occupy Wall Street crowd been removed from inside the castle?”

  28. houstongracie says:

    Let me be clear, my presidency is a lot like Fantasia.

  29. otlset says:

    “I’m here today to remind the people of the Magic Kingdom that my stimulus not only saved the jobs of Goofy and Donald, but also all seven of Snow White’s dwarves!”

  30. SwimnLA says:

    When did Dumbo move from behind the castle to the front? Is he warning us that the pink RINOs are on parade? WE KNOW – the real elephants went back to Alaska.

  31. cactuswren says:

    “When did they put a landing stip in the middle of Disney World”?

  32. Maynard says:

    The Drudge headline was simple and succinct: “Fantasyland”. I don’t think that can be beat.

  33. cactuswren says:

    BTW Tammy – I have much fun reading the “posted in” search tags you put up at the top of your columns. I actually went and googled “dumb bastard” and needless to say, “Tammy Bruce” did come up more than once 😉

  34. rickh says:

    “ah feel raght at home here. I got ahh Mickey Mouse economic team…ah got Goofy for my Press Secretary…ahhh got Snow White for Secretary of State..ah got Eeyore for Secretary of Defense.. ah got…Dopey for a V.P…an….ah got Cruella Deville for a First Ladahhh. Oh yeah.. and ahm Pinocchio.”

  35. “I am just 5 days away from fundamentally transforming your family vacation!”

  36. Obama speaking at the dedication of the newest Solyndra plant.

    and last but not least….

    “Finally a place suitable to house my enormous ego!”

    ok this is the last one….

    “Did I just see Mickey faint over there by those dwarfs? Can… Can some one please get Mickey a glass of water…. That’s OK I’ll wait…”

  37. Alain41 says:

    1. The Princess for a Day contest didn’t attract as many visitors as Disney hoped.

    2. After the NLRB ruled that Disney violated anti-discrimination laws because it had no narcissistic characters, Disney created Tinkerbell on Crack.

  38. Kat says:

    ok I have 3 lame ones…here goes! #1 (the person on the steps is holding a sign…Welcome to the Home of the New World Governance) Furkel: “Its a small small world!”.

    #2 Furkel: “Due to the negotiations with the Tahleebahn and after being advised by our dear friends the Chinese, I would like to Welcome you to the new GITMO…. for all you detainees…I promise it will be the Happiest Place On Earth”!

    #3 Moochelle: “Now THIS is a White House….move over Minnie …I’m Queen of this castle NOW!”.

  39. aztech68 says:

    “They Flurp my Derp…… this too shall burn!”

  40. tamcat says:

    Folks,………. I………. didn’t mean to shut down the place……….. Well, maybe I did. Ha Ha.

  41. TheresaMC says:

    This is so Mickey Mouse!

  42. Gregger71 says:

    Bill Clinton told us this was a big fairy tale.

  43. jimmer says:

    Beauty and the ‘Beastard’

  44. IslandLibertarian says:

    “Rather than technical high paying jobs on the Keystone Pipeline, my “Jobs Program” will have you serving foreign tourists for minimum wage. And buying gas at $5.00 a gallon! Go Goofy! Go Goofy!”

  45. Patricia says:

    Priceless! The DB all by himself in fantasyland with best friend TOTUS. In 2013 he won’t have TOTUS anymore 🙂

  46. dwbinder says:

    Behind me are all the jobs I have created.

  47. ffigtree says:

    “…and I’ll pay your mortgage and put gas in your car …”

  48. trevy says:

    The Scorcerer’s NEW Apprentice!

  49. aardvark says:

    Rainbows, lollipops…and a unicorn in every pot — no, wait…Mooshell says we have to cut down on red meat.

  50. mediachristian says:

    Only the Dumb Bastard could keep this area clear.

    “Um…Goofy was supposed to be over at Star Tours, not here”

  51. otlset says:

    The Barack Obama Club theme song (new progressive version of “Mickey Mouse Club”)

    “Who’s the savior of the world
    who’ll make our country pay?
    B-A-R-A-C-K O-B-A-M-A

    Hey there! Hi there! Ho there!
    Big government’s here to stay.
    B-A-R-A-C-K O-B-A-M-A

    Barack Obama!
    Barack Obama!
    Always hold his teleprompter
    High! High! High! High!

    Come along, get in their face,
    and force the rich to pay!
    B-A-R-A-C-K O-B-A-M-A

    Now it’s time…to say goodbye…
    B-A-R (tax you real soon), A-C-K
    (Why? Because we’re broke!) O-B-A-M-A…”

  52. MVSGeek says:

    I am a dumb bastard!

  53. sandyl says:

    As a result of Fannie Mae’s foreclosure prevention program, Mooochelle and I were able to purchase this fixer upper for a song. No thanks needed, just doing my part to fix the economy.”

  54. sandyl says:

    Ok another one:

    “It’s nice to be back among my constituents who voted for me—a special shout out to Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Jiminy Cricket and Mrs. Potts. Stand up Mrs. Potts……ah ah sorry. And I just want to say to Mufasa, don’t let death keep you from the polls this November.”

  55. tamcat says:

    I love photo ops meant for the History books.

  56. Chuck says:

    “… remember to have faith in your dreams, and someday your rainbow will come smiling through. No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true …”

  57. lsugirl89 says:

    Look ma-it’s Goofy!

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