Really, WTH is wrong with her? I have a tiny feeling your captions might shed some light on her mind’s inner workings. Or we could just try to guess how many beers she had before this swearing-in ceremony. Yep, this was at an official event swearing in the new Assistant Secretary for Public Affairs. She always looks like she’s ready for the cover of “Giving Up” Magazine (stolen from Hot in Cleveland ;). I can’t wait until November 6th.
Have at it!
Greetings from the planet, Feline. We come in peace to drink your beer.
“Oh Bill, not the cigar again!” Aunt Bee’s never looked better. #moronpoliticians
Pay no attention to the person behind the glasses !
I really think she needs her meds adjusted or did she think she was at Mardi Gras?
I now dub you sir skips alot
“They’re coming to take me away, ho ho he he ha ha!”
Chuckle! I like that one!
The Queen of Purple Planet. Alien here, you hear?
noH QapmeH wo’ Qaw’lu’chugh yay chavbe’lu’, ‘ej wo’ choqmeH may’ DoHlu’chugh lujbe’lu’
Translation:
Welcome, Klingons for Obama !!!
That rocks!
“To the Batcave Hillary! The Hopenchanger is up to his old tricks!”
Listen up, peeps: Instead of The Pledge of Allegiance, we will be singing “The Eensy Beensy Spider”
‘Do these glasses make my ass look fat?”
yes
“I’m beautiful in my way
‘Cause God makes no mistakes
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born this way …”
Hillary models the new DNC virtual reality glasses that filter out liberal hypocrisies and highlight conservative evildoing.
As with all drunk libs:
Its just a jump to the left – and no steps to the right…
Put your hands on your hips, and your knees (pads) in tight…
But is the voting thrust (union thugs, union thugs)
That makes us go insaaaaane…
Lets do the Hilary warp again…
“What do you mean there’s no role for Catwoman’s mother in the new Batman flick?”
Of course she’s a drunk…check out this avatar of Hill trying to enter a plane..I love it!
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“Lookin’ for my, lost shaker of salt…”
“…nothing to show but this new tatoo. But it’s a real beauty, a Mexican cutie…”
NO HILLARY! Don’t show us the tatoo! Stop! At long last, have you no shame?
…brand new tatoo…
I can see you people naked with my x-ray glasses!
Please uuuhhh, someone uuuhhh, help me.
Why, oh why, did I ever get into following politics. I was happy with the NFL.
Caption…. ” THERE AINT NO WAY TO HIDE YOUR LYIN EYES…….”
or… she looks like she might be saying…. ” Oooooo!-hee hee!! I think a scorpion just crawled up my doodie!! “
“Bill wants me to run for President – what do you think?”
The New “Suspension of Disbelief Glasses” by Ronco
So, this is how Merriweather got the Batman?
Please don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
Look at me! I’m Catwoman!
Bat-Sh**-Crazy Woman!
In reference to the Gay Activists Visiting White House And Take Photos of Themselves Flipping Off Reagan Portrait story today:
Maybe the Log Cabin Republicans can take these boys out to the ‘wood’ shed.
“Why should I be serious? This administration is a joke.”
Bingo!
If you wear these glasses you’ll see that the economy is great, gas prices are low, the country has a national surplus, and the country can be powered by fairy farts.
Bill, do these glasses make me as desirable as Monica?
Barack, these are the latest in teleprompter technology.
Bitch, please! NO ONE can mistake me for Madelline Albright or Janet Napolitano now!
Borrowing a favorite line from the movie Almost Famous… “Heeeey, your Aura is purple!”
“I ain’t by no wayz tired.. ok ok How about Gucci, Gucci, kewl…”
“…let’s borrow money from China, waste it, and leave our grandchildren with the debt.”
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
Hey, I’m just as surprised as you are. When they asked me if I wanted fancy glasses I said, “No thanks, I’ll drink right out of the bottle”.
How many beers did I have? THISH many!
Just two (holding up 9 fingers).
“Things are going great, and they’re only getting better … the future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades.” h/t Timbuk3
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Where’s nurse Ratched when we need her?
“I’m one-sixteenth black swan, and I’m proud of my heritage.”
Tammy, I think we are beyond beers. This woman is a nutcase. I am embarrassed by such behavior. God help us.
“I can’t imagine why Bill would even look at another woman!”
Can anyone imagine Condi or Madeline doing this? Hillary is only mimicing the joke that the DB is. Now laid out for the world to see. So goes the DB, so goes his administration.
Klaatu barada nikto
Touché.
I bought these beer goggles especially for this occasion.
Have I been drinking, am I drunk? Of course I’m drunk, do you think I could do this job for the D.B. sober?
“Fools! I’ll have you know these hands are registered lethal weapons!”
“I’ll get you and your little dog too!”
I can see ruination from here!
“Up Twinkles for Barry!!”
Hillary behaves in this manner when she is giddy about screwing a fellow Democrat. In this case, it is Obama. She is saying that she does not care how his administration appears. She is leaving and is happy that her husband will be the only re-elected democrat since FDR. She has done this before. Watch footage of Bush 43’s inauguration in 2000. The Clinton’s were no fans of Al Gore. Al Gore looked numb and thought he should be sworn in. Hillary was laughing her head off and clapping with delight with Bill when she should of behaved as if she was attending a funeral.
I can see the Planet Zogg from my house.
Has anyone seen the keys to my broom? I am not too drunk to drive. Really.
why yes! as long as you’re going to the bar….!
But daaaaahling, Drag is SUPPOSED to be outrageous!
This cow gives we beer drinkers a bad name. I’m only concerned that Leverne and Shirley stay gainfully employed.
Dame Edna is the Secretary of State?
Excellent! I can’t wait for the Larry King interview.
No really, I’ve had enough. But if you’re buying, I’ll have another!!!!!