
Um, this is funny as hell. And really, a grown woman…is this Drunk Tweeting? Should there be an intervention? Are there Twitter interventions? And please someone–can we have a camera on her when the results come in on November 6th? Please…pretty please?
Then, sadly, even her iPad couldn’t take it anymore…
But then it continued… Click through to Twitchy for the entire meltdown.
I’m thinking maybe a brain tumor, or smokin’ da crack. Or maybe she is very lonely and wants attention. I definitely think she should be Press Secretary for the Roseanne/Cindy Administration. How much fun would *that* be?
The three of them could do a chorus of their campaign theme song, “If I Only Had A Brain” at each rally stop.
Think of all the money we could save if we scrapped all those programs to pay for contraceptives and abortions and merely posted pictures of Cher everywhere. That would pretty much put an end to just about every romantic interlude.
Sounds like she had a great big giant bowl of stupid for breakfast. And what’s with her hair? Looks like a fur pelt from a black chow dog.
Cher fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. We’re talking about the woman who donned leather, fishnets and a fro and sang “If I Could Turn Back Time” aboard a Naval ship.
Because all of us would want our ex to sing about how much they wish they hadn’t hurt us while flashing a bevy of sailors. That really helps.
The stupid tree. LOLZ!!!
Doesn’t Obamacare cover all she’s screaming about??
“They say we’re young and we don’t know.
We won’t find out until we grow.”
Uh, no, you didn’t find out a thing.
What? No Hair Jokes? Well, it’s still early I suppose…
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Should have a cooling system for that hat.
Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves had much, to much, influence in her life. She just can’t help herself. 😉 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOSZwEwl_1Q
Actually, I love Cher and am a little concerned that some form of dementia has kicked in. Alternatively, she is going “Sunset Boulevard” on us. Sad, either way. “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves” remains the song I adore the most from my tween-hood. I will pray for her.
You know, that’s an excellent point. Her ramblings are so strange maybe there is something seriously wrong with her mentally. Hmm…
omg, TAMS are sooooo funny!!!! LOLZ!!!!
She needs a chain saw to shave her legs and underarms if the thatch on her head is typical of the rest of her.
I feel sorry for anyone that has to sit behind that in a theatre.
When it involves Cher, I’m old enough to be nostalgic. That duly noted, is there anything more sad to witness than a Diva in decline? No Cher, you cannot turn back time and behaving like a dim-witted adolescent doesn’t turn back the clock anymore than your myriad surgeries. My chidhood memories are still fond, sadly however they’ve been tainted by years of disillusion. “I don’t wanna see you go, but darlin’, you’d better go now.”
Cher was always great making Sonny Bono look brilliant by comparison….
After the hours it took her to compose those tweets, the least we can do is care what she thinks. Celebrities always know something the rest of us don’t.
How did Sonny put up with her for so long ? Cher is a poor miserable liberal. She will feel this way until she comes to see the light. Yes, pray for her. I also absolutely love ‘ Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves.’ It’s on my IPOD and I usually repeat it when it comes on 🙂