Your job, should you decide to accept it, is Caption This latest embarrassment from Obama.
Yes, it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day which the Preezy of the United Steezy noticed more than the fact that we’re under attack in 20 countries around the world. Oh, and our four Americans in Libya are still dead.
To honor what’s really important (you know, because mourning dead diplomats or dealing with a world on fire is too irritating) Obama’s Twitter account tweeted this:
It’s not a photo shop. Obama has time to sit down for a photo with a guy dressed a a pirate but no time for the Prime Minister of Israel. Lovely.
Cant wait to see what you think is happening here 🙂
Hey! I’ve got a great idea mate, Jay Carney can sit on your shoulder!
Ha! 🙂
When Hillary said she knew you I couldn’t believe it! Arrr. . . .
He’s not talking to the ‘pirate’ he’s talking to the stuffed parrot…
‘So tell me Long John, why do they call you “Long John”?
‘With that hook, LJ, how much trouble is it to roll a fatty?’
‘I bet you have trouble making ballon animals, doncha?’
‘Is your ‘panko shrimp’ kosher?’
‘I never scored with chicks dressed like you in college!’
posted 9/19 435pm Texas[Treasure Island]Time
Really, you believe in the redistribution of wealth, hate the U.S. military, and thrill to the sight of black flags flying. Me too!
I do think, at a certain point, you’ve plundered enough money.
Now we pirates drink a lot, but when Hillary visited I just had to come have a talk with you about her.
So tell me, since I’ve screwed up the US banks, I don’t have a place to hide my plunder. Have you had luck with the Cayman Banks?
“Aye me puny hearty, I’m telling ye, strapping the likes of Michelle to the mast in full view will repel any Somali pirates in the area! Harrr!”
Obama: Timmy, I told you never to wear this getup outside of the Treasury Department.
Uh, uh, Mr.Blackbeard, I was uh wondering if I can get a job swabbing the decks on your ship after they fire my ass in November.
OT, but you remember what Captain Hook died of? Jock itch!
Is that hook giving you any pain, Captain? We could have a Navy corpseman take a look at it,
Idiot, it’s talk LIKE a pirate day not talk AT a pirate day!!!!!
Obama belatedly apologizes for America’s participation in Jefferson’s illegal war against the Barbary Pirates.
LOLOL!
Forget that goofy pirate flag, use mine and just sail up behind them, put your nose in the air and say stuff like ‘redistribution’, ‘social justice’, ‘fair share’. On your way out stop by our media division and tell ’em that croc was a conservative.
OK, for a compaign contribution of that size, I can make you Secretary of
Defense.
If you have a treasure chest, you didn’t loot that. Someone else made that plundering happen.
Aye matey Preezy, I am the Chief Financial Officer for PayPal.
Arrr, you’re doing it all wrong you idiot. Maybe you should go swab some decks and take a break from yer plundering….better yet, just jump of me ship….Arrr!
Nov 6 2012 The day Obama walks the plank.
I, dennisl59, nominate ‘midget’ the winner of the contest because of the direct mention of this caption in this breitbart story today.
Bravo!…Double Cat Thumbs Up!
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/09/19/Obama-Walks-the-Plank
posted 9/21 525am Texas[Obama gets the hook]Time
Tell yer pals off East Africa to lay low till AFTER the election — then you can have at it!!
Obama: “I’m interested in getting a gig like yours. Do you need to show a birth certificate or college transcripts?”
LOL !
The Washington Examiner reports that this picture was taken in 2009.
http://washingtonexaminer.com/when-did-obama-meet-with-a-pirate-in-the-oval-office/article/2508542?custom_click=rss
A pillager, plunderer, and purveyor of misery poses with a man dressed as a pirate.
Dennis- I swear I didnt read breitbart, must have been telepathy-Ha
Pirate: I thought you were supposed to keep to the code.
Obambarossa: First, your return to work was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a citizen for the code to apply and you’re not. And thirdly, the Constitution is more what you’d call “guidelines” than actual rules.