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Little girl: “and I had to come back early for this? it’s a magnifying glass you DB – not a mirror and if you set my desk on fire – you are paying for it”
Obama: “You see, little girl, when you’re as big a man as me, the world is your own personal petri dish, where you get to look down on all the little people like this, observing the results of your glorious experiments like a giant scientist. A God, if you will.”
I cant see my reflection in this mirror!
“You don’t like socialism? Let me see if I care.”
This completes my man-hole inspector kit!
Obama looking for his place in history
Good One!
Little girl: “and I had to come back early for this? it’s a magnifying glass you DB – not a mirror and if you set my desk on fire – you are paying for it”
BINGO!! fabulous Patricia!!!!
Nice!!!
Little girl: “it’s not a mirror Mr. President”
Unable to see his reflection in what he thinks is a mirror, Bronco Bamma fears he’s a vampire. 4 year old Susie remains unconvinced!
LOLZ!!!!
XCELNT!
“You didn’t build this magnifying glass!”
“My teleprompter is not working.”
“And there, on the right, are the Presidtntial Tensicles”
Oh Oh, Little girl, are those cupcake crumbs I see? Michelle will have to talk to your Mommy about what you get for lunch missy!
Obama brings his handheld teleprompter to show and tell.
Good one!
Little Girl: this is the worst Eddie Murphy impression ever…
“I wouldn’t want to look at Mooch’s butt with this thing”
LOLZ!
yeah, instead of a broken mirror….a broken looking glass.
There it is…See, I told you… I did make a spending cut…once!
Ha!
Mr. Magoo tests the new TSA screening tool.
Little Girl: “Are you really that stupid?”
“Romper, bomper, stomper, boo.
Tell me, tell me, tell me do.
Magic mirror, tell me today.
Did all my friends have fun at play?”
Little girl: Do you need that to see? My Dad sez you can’t see sh-t from shinola.
A little girl’s first impressions…
“Eeeww his breath stinks! You’re supposed to look through that glass, not blow on it dummy. I hope he doesn’t try to touch me.”
Little girl: “I can’t believe HE’S the President!”
Little girl: “You can’t blow bubbles with that.”
The little girl is thinking: “who is this moron and why is he bothering me? Please go away.”
Little Girl Thought Bubble: “And he still can’t find his a** with both hands!”
posted 2/14 440pm Texas[Convex]Time
Excellent!
“There, you can see my credibility right there! See it?”
“Well, I left my rose-colored glasses back at the office. So lets see if my policies look good with this.”
“That’s what the national debt looks like now. Using this, you can see what it’ll look like when you graduate from school.”
Hey I can finally see my penis.
He’s scaring the crap out of her, and she’s about ready to cry.
What Sherlock Holmes looks like when he doesn’t have a clue.
Little girl: “Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life here”.
Little girl: “I bet that if I stuck a flashlight in each ear, his eyes would light-up”!
obama: this is a game i like to call”see the USA’s imperfections”
little girl: “I wish he didnt fart so much”
Obama: “You see, little girl, when you’re as big a man as me, the world is your own personal petri dish, where you get to look down on all the little people like this, observing the results of your glorious experiments like a giant scientist. A God, if you will.”
Girl: “You are one sick m-f’er.”
Obama: Transparent? Transparent? Hmm.
Little Girl: You dummy.
Little Girl: My mommy voted for this Kooty-bag. Twice?!
“Funny, I used to burn ants with one of these when I was a kid. Now I can set the whole world on fire with a few executive orders.”
Let…me…see if I can find my economic policy….ummmm.
Little Girl: Oh Good Lord!…YES! that is what a a REAL foreign policy looks like!!!
Richcarter is correct!
Obama seems to be looking into the magnifying glass trying to find his God-like image.
Little Girl: I can’t believe you’re really that dumb!