What happened?
Didn’t former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton promise us a Russia-Reset Button?
Something must have gone awfully wrong, because Bronco ‘Bama and Vladimir do not look happy.
But I do have a feeling the TAMS might just come up with some snappy one-liners. 🙂
Neither one of these guys wanted to go to couples counseling.
Bama wants WWIII. Vlad is not entirely enthusiastic about that.
Putin: “This Bozo’s a jerk, and everybody knows it.”
OBummer: “This Bozo’s a jerk and everybody knows it.”
LOL
Putin: “You lied”
Obama: ……..
Two pathetic, knucklehead losers, with chronic halitosis, waiting to be interviewed after being eliminated from ‘The Bachelorette’.
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“I thought you said you’d be more flexible after the erection.”
Just what I was thinking.
Obama: His suppression of citizens’ freedom is larger than mine.
Putin: His spying on citizens’ communications is larger than mine.
Both: I’m going to buy a big sportscar.
No, I can’t tell him that now.. No, I can’t say that..
Vlad, “Without his teleprompter, he doesn’t know how to answer that.”
Obummer, “Without my teleprompter, I don’t know how to answer that.”
It makes my heart feel happy that these two look so miserable.
Ahh…small victories. 🙂
Both: “Guess the camping trip is off”
Putin: “You call this flexible? You moron!”
Obuttma: “Uhhhhhhh…Well…Uhhhhhh…Hmmmmmm…Uhhhhhhh…Uhhhhhh…Uhhhhhh…
Putin: “I’m through talking until you apologize”
Obama: “For hat?”
Putin: “For lecturing to me”
Obama: “As Supreme World Leader, that’s my job”
“Breaking Up Is Hard To Do.”
Obama: “You stink”.
Putin: “I’m not the one who bathes in Bull S**t”.
Obama… Vladimir, just wait until Bill and Hillary get home, we are So in trouble.
I thought he had me at hello.
DFB “Sigh…It’s times like these that I really miss the single mother of my two daughters.”
DFP “I must admit, I miss her too, Comrade.”
Putin: I see you have no clothes!
Obama: I’d like to try on yours if it’s not too much trouble,sir.
Putin: “no …. and it’s ‘pretty please with sugar on it'”
Obama: “Why couldn’t you be nice and say “I liked your shirtless pictures, too.”
Putin: “Because you re-gifted me with that dumb iPod of your speeches–the one the Queen sent back.”
They were both hoping for their own Reagan moment. They were hoping for a ‘TEAR DOWN THIS WALL’ chance. It did not happen. Why ? Because they are both dumb, moronic bastards.
TAMS did *not* disappoint; captions are all hilarious!
So now I’ve got to throw my hat in the ring, so to speak:
Obama: “I should’ve had a V-8”
Putin: “I should’ve not attended this stupid G-8”