Oh darn. I missed Bronco ‘Bama’s birthday. Again.
But I did find this lovely pic of him, and I thought maybe the TAMS could suggest appropriate captions.
Or, if you are so inclined, maybe some suggested gifts for his birthday week.
Here are a few of mine:
Case of Sam Adams beer, for his next Beer Summit. (Oh wait, that is the name of a Founding Father. Better make it Miller Lite)
Copy of ‘How to Succeed in Presidentin’ Without Really Trying’
Framed picture of the Benghazi Four. (phony picture)
Obama Countdown Clock. (Oh wait. That one is for us !)
Ok, TAMS, your turn 🙂
“Mises University’s 2013 5-session track in constitutional law, from a libertarian viewpoint, taught by Judge Andrew P. Napolitano. Taught in the rigorous Socratic method by a famous teacher, and requiring advance reading in addition to the norm for MU, it will be the experience of a lifetime for the students lucky enough to participate.” Although this course just took place, hopefully it will be available for gifting to Barack Hussein Obama, for whom it would clearly be “the experience of a lifetime”.
This new botox procedure is fantastic. I look totally natural. Thanks Nancy, John, Joe. The Fourth Horseman of the Botoxnado.
Reggie? For my birthday??? OMG! You shouldn’t have!!!
Cue high pitched squealing sound track recorded previously at a Bieber “concert”.
Photo Caption: “Oh Goody! Another loyal constituent that agrees with EVERYTHING I
say & do! YES!”
Birthday Present: A Mirror
I don’t care how bad things are in this country or anywhere else for that matter, I’m going on VACATION.
Eww! lol!
(Big ole scary boogey man eyes) I’mma gone git cha! I’mma gone take eva thing ya got! Hahahaha, you fools, hahahaha!
B-Day present: Mmm, he has already (taken) enough from me. Time for him to (give) us our country back. Sorry hind-part.
Matthews: “You first, Prez!”
Obama just found out that Biden’s I.Q. is higher than his.
Hillary! Not that I don’t appreciate it, I really do! But please GET DRESSED!
Ewww, think I’m gonna barf.
“OMG, BIEBER !!!!!!!!!!!”
Birthday present: A redo on that Faustian bargain he made along the way.
POTUS recognizes a face in the crowd at the last second…
Ayman al-Zawahiri: “You weren’t supposed to snuff-out Osama”
POTUS: “how…how….NSA didn’t…”
*Squee!* I’m gonna be in Martha’s Vinyard in a week and really connect with my Trayvon self!
“After all the stuff I’ve done,I’m still not impeached. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!”
“OMG A ponieeeee……”
“For me…?” – “It is good to be king.” – “My own copy of ‘Jonathan Livingston Seagull’…”
“I can’t believe these crazy a$$ crackers voted me in for a SECOND term!!”
LOL rosebud!!!
A decopaged Kenyan birth certificate ? What I’ve always never wanted !
“Tried that elephant tranquilizer?”
Uncle Jack!!! Er, I mean, Hilary!!! Are you ready to Rumba?!?!?!?
I love you Mr. President.
I love me too.
Obama thought bubble: Gonna have to have a talk with Meechelle about these Superman undies she got me for my birthday. They be a bit tight… Ayyy-yeee-oooo!
STFU to you!
STFU to you!
STFU you jackass….
And tell MOOCH for me too!