Ok, TAMs:
First, hide the children and pets before you check out this pic which is the New York Times Magazine‘s Sunday cover.
And then…caption it 🙂
This Weekend’s NYT Magazine’s Hillary Clinton Cover is…Um…
So magazine editors may want to take a five on the Hillary Clinton concept covers. Last week brought TIME Magazine’s conception of Clinton as one big high heel of inevitability (and sexism). This week, the New York Times Magazine reimagines the former FLOTUS/Senator/Secretary of State as her own faceplanetball. The Times’ David Joachim tweeted out the cover Thursday morning, pledging it showed Hillary as we’ve never seen her before (that is true):
Wow, and I thought “Devil Baby” was scary… but doesn’t Hillary look strikingly like Humpty Dumpty ? Remember ol’ Humpty? Had a Big Fall…
She looks like one big fat pasty white Humpty Dumpling. Puts both the Michelin man and the Pillsbury dough-boy to shame. 😀
Did anyone see the movie, The Help? The “Terrible Awful” is headed our way! One giant t–d, the size of a planet, this way cometh.
Hillary needs to take it easy on the botox.
Wasn’t Benghazi chaos enough? Why does she keep doing this? What drives her?
Telescope lenses must be cracking all over planet Earth.
I’ve seen pix of the man in the moon, but if I saw this through a telescope looking at the moon, I’d run screaming into the nearest cave I could find. Mama mia!
Neither magazine cover portrays Hill in a flattering light (like the elephant in the room with Chrispy). Umm, could they projecting the fact that: A- They, too, don’t like her, and/or B- She needs to be stopped.
With marketing like that, she will be as successful in her 2016 bid as she was in her 2008 one.
BANG ZOOM! Looks like Ralph Kramden finally followed through.
Ok so I wrote this before I listened to the rest of the show. BANG ZOOM ANYWAY!!!!
Planet? No!
DEATH STAR!!!
+1000! 🙂
To avoid comparison with Obama’s logo, Hillary takes Joe Biden’s advice and hires a literal graphic artist.
Okay impression wise, these attempts to coyly (or not) elevate Hillary as above man and above earth, leaves the feeling that it’s check the box marketing not enthusiasm.
1/23/14 was the one year anniversary of, What difference does it make now.
“Its Cassandra, the last human on earth” , said Dr. Who.
all you dr. who fans will get it.
rick
The moon is a dead,dry uninhabitable place.A perfect description for Rodham land,
if she becomes President
This adds a new side to the concept of a Black hole and describes Hillary completely.
from Wikipedia: A black hole is a region of spacetime from which gravity prevents anything, including light, from escaping. Around a black hole, there is a mathematically defined surface called an event horizon that marks the point of no return. The hole is called “black” because it absorbs all the light that hits the horizon, reflecting nothing …
Waaaaait! A “black” hole is a region that is so “dense” that not even “light” can escape. You’re really just using scientific lingo to cover up your racisms!
Are they hoping if they move Hillary far and away from the rest of humanity, no one will bring up all Hill’s baggage? won’t discuss her record? What amazes me even more is that their #1 candidate is Hillary. Seriously?? This is the best you can do, this is your preferred candidate? The Democraps have even less of a back bench of candidates than the Repugnantcans.
Hey diddle diddle, the cat in the fiddle, the cow became the moon…
LOL, pamelarice 🙂
Moon Over Benghazi 9/11/2012.
Hmmmm… I must be looking at it wrong,
I see the blue around her as toilet water.
Bubbles Clinton.
It takes a
villageplanet.Good one, lol.
Look–up in the sky…
It’s a bird!
It’s a plane!
Oh, what difference does it make.
Both excellent, SheVee.
Brilliant!
LMAO!!!!
Shouldn’t Hillary’s planet be pear-shaped?
Hillary: Not exactly a heavenly body…
“Some darned cow tried to jump over me, so I ate it!”
“Oh, look! I can see Benghazi from here. If I’m lucky, Earth will be in this same position when Iran bombs Tel Aviv. What a view THAT will be!”
“Does all this cheese make me look fat?”
“Chelsea, you can have all my pantsuits. I don’t need ’em anymore.’
Well, I guess Bill won’t be doing any more moon-gazing with sweet young things.
Cankles now replaced by chinkles.
More like Planet Airhead.
Now we know the moon IS made out of GREEN CHEESE –
Help me…I’ve been sucked into the cosmic vortex. Al and I told you global warning was true.
She really is the Duchess of Dimness.
See, I really CAN make corkscrew landings!
Which end are we viewing? The north or the south? I can’t tell.
Watch Out it’s Coming!
No sign of intelligent life on Planet Hillary
She’s like the mythical Medusa. But instead of turning men into stone, from her airy vantage point as she looks down on all men, she’ll turn them all into stinking shiet where she can lord it over a world wide cesspool.
The mug in the moon.
Hemmoroid Hillary
Bad moon rising…
News flash,this just breaking, John Boehner gets Hillary’s face tattooed on his posterior.
Death Star “Hitlary” with cankles crashing and burning. Good riddance.
Speaking of Mooning; La Dolce Vita non esiste piu. (LDV is no more.)
The Turkish stripper filmed taking off her clothes in an Italian restaurant which was the Fellini’s inspiration to make La Dolce Vita, has died in Rome.
http://www.straitstimes.com/breaking-news/lifestyle/story/turkish-stripper-who-inspired-fellini-make-la-dolce-vita-dies-20140130