Ok, TAMs:

First, hide the children and pets before you check out this pic which is the New York Times Magazine‘s Sunday cover.

And then…caption it 🙂

Hillary-moon

This Weekend’s NYT Magazine’s Hillary Clinton Cover is…Um…

So magazine editors may want to take a five on the Hillary Clinton concept covers. Last week brought TIME Magazine’s conception of Clinton as one big high heel of inevitability (and sexism). This week, the New York Times Magazine reimagines the former FLOTUS/Senator/Secretary of State as her own faceplanetball. The Times’ David Joachim tweeted out the cover Thursday morning, pledging it showed Hillary as we’ve never seen her before (that is true):

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  1. Shifra says:

    Wow, and I thought “Devil Baby” was scary… but doesn’t Hillary look strikingly like Humpty Dumpty ? Remember ol’ Humpty? Had a Big Fall…

  2. Kitten says:

    Did anyone see the movie, The Help? The “Terrible Awful” is headed our way! One giant t–d, the size of a planet, this way cometh.

  3. NeverSurrender says:

    Hillary needs to take it easy on the botox.

  4. strider says:

    Wasn’t Benghazi chaos enough? Why does she keep doing this? What drives her?
    Telescope lenses must be cracking all over planet Earth.

    • ancientwrrior says:

      I’ve seen pix of the man in the moon, but if I saw this through a telescope looking at the moon, I’d run screaming into the nearest cave I could find. Mama mia!

  5. Kitten says:

    Neither magazine cover portrays Hill in a flattering light (like the elephant in the room with Chrispy). Umm, could they projecting the fact that: A- They, too, don’t like her, and/or B- She needs to be stopped.

  6. Mutnodjmet says:

    With marketing like that, she will be as successful in her 2016 bid as she was in her 2008 one.

  7. Los2000 says:

    BANG ZOOM! Looks like Ralph Kramden finally followed through.

  8. Cathode Rays says:

    Planet? No!

    DEATH STAR!!!

  9. Alain41 says:

    To avoid comparison with Obama’s logo, Hillary takes Joe Biden’s advice and hires a literal graphic artist.

    Okay impression wise, these attempts to coyly (or not) elevate Hillary as above man and above earth, leaves the feeling that it’s check the box marketing not enthusiasm.

  10. naga5 says:

    “Its Cassandra, the last human on earth” , said Dr. Who.
    all you dr. who fans will get it.
    rick

  11. midget says:

    The moon is a dead,dry uninhabitable place.A perfect description for Rodham land,
    if she becomes President

  12. Patricia says:

    This adds a new side to the concept of a Black hole and describes Hillary completely.

    from Wikipedia: A black hole is a region of spacetime from which gravity prevents anything, including light, from escaping. Around a black hole, there is a mathematically defined surface called an event horizon that marks the point of no return. The hole is called “black” because it absorbs all the light that hits the horizon, reflecting nothing …

  13. MaryVal says:

    Are they hoping if they move Hillary far and away from the rest of humanity, no one will bring up all Hill’s baggage? won’t discuss her record? What amazes me even more is that their #1 candidate is Hillary. Seriously?? This is the best you can do, this is your preferred candidate? The Democraps have even less of a back bench of candidates than the Repugnantcans.

  14. pamelarice says:

    Hey diddle diddle, the cat in the fiddle, the cow became the moon…

  15. Moon Over Benghazi 9/11/2012.

  16. Dave says:

    Hmmmm… I must be looking at it wrong,
    I see the blue around her as toilet water.

  17. plaisir says:

    Bubbles Clinton.

  18. SheVee says:

    It takes a village planet.

  19. SheVee says:

    Look–up in the sky…
    It’s a bird!
    It’s a plane!
    Oh, what difference does it make.

  20. SheVee says:

    Shouldn’t Hillary’s planet be pear-shaped?

  21. Hillary: Not exactly a heavenly body…

  22. hbmuzik says:

    “Some darned cow tried to jump over me, so I ate it!”

  23. hbmuzik says:

    “Oh, look! I can see Benghazi from here. If I’m lucky, Earth will be in this same position when Iran bombs Tel Aviv. What a view THAT will be!”

  24. hbmuzik says:

    “Does all this cheese make me look fat?”

  25. hbmuzik says:

    “Chelsea, you can have all my pantsuits. I don’t need ’em anymore.’

  26. hbmuzik says:

    Well, I guess Bill won’t be doing any more moon-gazing with sweet young things.

  27. hbmuzik says:

    Cankles now replaced by chinkles.

  28. Squirrel says:

    More like Planet Airhead.

  29. LucyLadley says:

    Now we know the moon IS made out of GREEN CHEESE –

  30. dachiemama says:

    Help me…I’ve been sucked into the cosmic vortex. Al and I told you global warning was true.

  31. Squirrel says:

    She really is the Duchess of Dimness.

  32. PopArt says:

    See, I really CAN make corkscrew landings!

  33. Squirrel says:

    Which end are we viewing? The north or the south? I can’t tell.

  34. chicky says:

    Watch Out it’s Coming!

  35. SheVee says:

    No sign of intelligent life on Planet Hillary

  36. ancientwrrior says:

    She’s like the mythical Medusa. But instead of turning men into stone, from her airy vantage point as she looks down on all men, she’ll turn them all into stinking shiet where she can lord it over a world wide cesspool.

  37. Dave says:

    The mug in the moon.

  38. rickh says:

    Hemmoroid Hillary

  39. jimmer says:

    Bad moon rising…

  40. Squirrel says:

    News flash,this just breaking, John Boehner gets Hillary’s face tattooed on his posterior.

  41. cbldski says:

    Death Star “Hitlary” with cankles crashing and burning. Good riddance.

  42. Alain41 says:

    Speaking of Mooning; La Dolce Vita non esiste piu. (LDV is no more.)

    The Turkish stripper filmed taking off her clothes in an Italian restaurant which was the Fellini’s inspiration to make La Dolce Vita, has died in Rome.

    http://www.straitstimes.com/breaking-news/lifestyle/story/turkish-stripper-who-inspired-fellini-make-la-dolce-vita-dies-20140130

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