Now what could be going on here? I have a feeling some of you might know 🙂
Some Tweeps already have chimed in 🙂
"No no see.. You actually did take credit for removing Iraq troops…" pic.twitter.com/YiFNJzUDdF
— S.M (@redsteeze) August 11, 2014
@redsteeze "Can't we just blame it all on a YouTube video again?"
— Jason (@jasonhsv) August 11, 2014
@redsteeze @HeyTammyBruce "Barry, no matter how hard you try, you'll never be as logical as Spock!"
— Thomas J Ritter (@tjritter79) August 11, 2014
@redsteeze @HeyTammyBruce I thought I was supposed to be playing golf today.
— Maxbnd78 (@Maxbnd78) August 11, 2014
HT to @RedSteeze on Twitter 🙂
You sure thats not Susan Rice?
“So, Mr President, if you are elected, you have to serve the whole term and not just vote present the last three years. “
Obummer: Splain it again, Susan?
Rice: So, you see…$10 trillion plus $7 trillion equals $17 trillion. You’re right on track to bankrupt the most prosperous nation in human history.
Obummer: So that’s good, right?
Barry, you’ve *got* to get the Pledge of Allegiance straight. Look, it’s “And to the Republic for which is stands” — *not* “And to the Republic for Richard Stan’s.”
“As I explained to you before in this memo – do not play around with crazy glue when you pretend to be Carnac the Magnificent at a press conference.”
“For the last time, there are only 50 states.”
Pay attention to the diagram BO – the back nine is going to be tough for you, it actually requires strength of character to get through. Avoid the bunkers – you will be horrible clearing that. Do not hit the water you are not a Navy guy. Can’t you just put your Mom jeans on and ride that bicycle? I have work to do here at the White House ask Mooch to help you.
Look, here’s your marriage certificate: Your wife’s name is *not* Michael, capiche ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cgk732vfGQ
You want to change this logo from “Forward!” to “Fore!” ???
“So then, after you’re finished with the bottom row, you move the toothbrush up to clean your top teeth. Here’s a how-to from the ADA.”
Is it just me that thinks it looks like Susan Rice is holding a toothbrush?
Now that you mention it, who holds a pen like that? Obviously another phony staged photo-op failure. And, is that a phone or a Speak n Spell in the background?
It does look like a toothbrush LOL!!
Next time Netanyahu visits the WH, instead of shoving him out back near the garbage cans, just shove him into the Carter Dumbwaiter and push him out the basement door.
Okay, Mr. President, regarding your high priority national security agenda: Page 1 is a list of the PGA golf courses you have not yet played on. Page 2 is a diagram of the correct form for throwing a baseball. And pages 3-12 are the names of journalists and media personnel who are requesting items of used and unwashed clothing, discarded Q-tips and dental floss, toenail clippings, and cigarette butts.
“Now, for this one, you have to shoot a little to the left because of the wind, and pass the sand trap. Stay with the 1-iron …”
Plan D
…and Hillary said this about you. True or False?
Just to be safe, I thought I’d check out Bergdahl’s Dad’s Twitter before tomorrow’s rose garden ceremony, but it all looks pretty normal to me, am I right?
Mr. President, this MRI and medical report proves that there really is a squirrel running around in that empty head of V.P. Biden.
“I’m the incompetent idiot and you are the dumb bastard” Get it ?
AAAH,#%&@%-*!&=%! you Kenyons really are dumb-a$$e$
Now that Hillary & Bill are no longer on the guest list, we will need to update the seating chart!
Now concentrate Mr. President, I know you can do it, use your fingers if you have to 1+1=2.
Rice: “What should we say is our strategy here?”
Obama (thought bubble): “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me….people like me….people like me… .”
A Pen and a Phone.
Okay two phones, but I’m sure that’s just for composition. Who puts two phones next to each other? Does he plan to do that one phone to each ear thing? Or that skit with multiple phones; sell, sell, sell, buy everyone else is selling.
Motif is based on Obama’s plans for the remainder of his term, use a pen and a phone while sitting on a couch. The pen is in the middle of the lamp (Lady Liberty) and of course Nike is Victory. The two fingers to his forehead in addition to being ‘thoughtful’ also diminishes the size of his ear. Wonder what the WH press photographers think about being shut out of taking pics while seeing these compositions, Triumph of the Unwilling. I will never again think of Martha’s Vineyard in quite the same way.
‘Sign here, and the Vacation Time Share in Baghdad is all yours…’
posted 8/12 735am Texas(Green Zone)Time
“Keep practicing reading this script until you no longer have to say: err..ahh..uum at every press conference.”
I know he’s your Vice-President, sir, but it really is time to have him committed.
But you said you would autograph a photo for the 1,000th person to sign up for ObamaCare. We are on schedule to hit that threshold this afternoon. Or maybe day-after-tomorrow. Okay, next Thursday at the latest.
Hold it right there! Are you thinking of trying that “Middle Finger Business” you pulled on John McCain, on me? Are you?
Now, lemme get this straight…Democracy good, Sharia bad?
Mr. President, don’t try that lame junior varsity analogy with Mr. Putin. He’s kicking your ass, sir.
Oo-Oh-OW!-OW!-OW! — You’re trying to explain something to me!
The Vulcan Mind Block! That’s the ticket! Now, how did he do that…
So while everyone is looking at all the fires – Iran will get their nuclear bomb…
Rice: how about the shrimp lomein? It comes with crab Rangoon. Obama: I can’t decide.