In a “workplace violence” incident, two suicide belt-wearing terrorist morons started arguing. Things escalated, and they got into a physical fight.
And…boom!
No one else was injured in the blast.
I do hope they enjoy meeting their 72 Virginians.
Via Daily Mail:
Two would-be suicide bombers have died in Pakistan after an explosive device detonated as they fought each other, it has been reported….
Eyewitnesses claim the men, who were believed to have been wearing suicide vests, were sitting on a bench engaged in discussion before their deaths.
It is thought the two men began to fight and an improvised explosive device was triggered….
Related:
NYT: Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
Ho-ho! Thanks for this little Wednesday morning pick-me-up! 😀
Another excellent example of “feel-good” reporting by Shifra. Thank you so much.
They will really be surprised to meet 72 Virginians. But since I’m a native born Virginian, I’d be happy to help them on their way to ‘paradise’ courtesy of ‘Smith, Wesson and me'(Dirty Harry Callahan, Sudden Impact).
On the other hand, here’s a reference from our favorite online encyclopedia dispelling the myth of the 72 Virgins:
http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins
posted 6/10 1144am Texas[Go Ahead, Make My Day]Time
These are the best kind of Jihadists. If they aren’t killing everybody else they’re killing each other. Read Abraham’s blessing to Ishmael in Genesis. It fits these nimrods to a tee centuries later.
Looks like the argument ended in a draw, they both lose. Umm, it didn’t say where they worked. I’m guessing, Cavemen Inc.
Islam means piece (s). Chumpions of the World.
Instant karma’s gonna get you…