Maybe we could send him a copy of “How To Carry Out A Successful Suicide Bombing, For Dummies.”
Oh wait…
Via Daily Mail:
A grisly video has surfaced of the moment a failed ISIS suicide bomber is found torn in half but still alive after his explosives detonated too early.
Footage of the incident, posted online, showed him muttering a few words and moving his head – despite missing the lower half of his body.
It’s believed he was an ISIS suicide bomber whose bomb belt detonated too early in a botched attack on Houthi rebels in Yemen….
Making a bad connection here. Sorry.
The book, Where’s the Rest of Me? The Autobiography of Ronald Reagan, can be bought used at Amazon for $10. Use Tammy’s Amazon link and get your Christmas presents. (Movie was, Kings Row.)
As for the ISIS guy, I believe the answer is, In your final destination, Hell.
“Creep” by The Stone Temple Pilots immediately comes to mind…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67XeyhUj4ik
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Take time with a wounded hand ’cause it likes to heal
Take time with a wounded hand ’cause I like to steal
Take time with a wounded hand ’cause it likes to heal,
I like to steal
I’m half the man I used to be
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Rot in hell you freak.
Karma can be harsh sometimes. The ultimate pooch screw: being blown in half and living long enough to know that you aren’t going to get your virgins.
Am I bad to hope it is still alive and squirming ? Oh, and feeling lots of pain.
Nope. You ain’t. Wish I could run to him with five pounds of Morton’s Salt — When it Rains, it Pours….
Well nobody ever said being an ISIS SUICIDE bomber was going to be easy. Imagine, going to all that trouble and only doing a half ass job like like he did. (Pardon the pun). Sorry loser, only 36 used virgins for you!
LOL!
Ha ha ha…ditto what Shifra said.
Allah-hu BOOMbar!!
Sing it!
Sucking too hard on your IED
Hate’s gonna get you down
Sucking too hard on your IED
Oh, hate’s gonna get you down
Say hate, say hate
Oh, hate’s gonna get you down
Say hate, say hate
Oh, hate’s gonna get you – BOOM!
Apologies to Mika (Lollipop)