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Here’s another tip:

Obama, Pelosi, Howard Dean and all other Dems ranting about the election should just stuff their faces with pie on Thanksgiving.

Less talking, less CO2, less “Climate Change.”

You’re welcome.

Via Washington Examiner.

The federal government is worried that America is too stressed out to deal with Thanksgiving dinner safely so at least two departments have entered to help everybody live through the uniquely American holiday while also curbing global warming….

USDA is offering tips to help cooks win applause. Or, as they blogged Monday, “To avoid making everyone at the table sick, the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Food Safety and Inspection Service offers five tips for a food safe Thanksgiving.”

Among them: Don’t wash the bird because that can spray contaminated water up to three feet away.

The Environmental Protection Agency, meanwhile, wants Americans to go green for the holidays.

“The volume of household waste in the United States generally increases 25 percent between Thanksgiving and New Year’s Day – about 1 million extra tons,” said EPA “There are many simple ways to ‘green’ your holiday season by reducing, recycling, and reusing. You can also minimize your impacts on climate change.”

For example, buy organic foods and don’t use paper plates and cups at parties….

And make sure to set out special canisters for guests to dump their cans, bottles and even uneaten food in….

Because, really, nothing says “classy” like a canister on the table for dumping uneaten food.