Criminal With Big Ears And Neck Tattoo Tries Disguise With… Glasses

by Shifra on November 24, 2019
Posted in: Absurdity, Bad Idea, Dumb

Definitely a contender for the 2019 Darwin Awards.

Via NY Post.

This guy is no Clark Kent.

An on-the-lam UK thief “disguised” himself with a pair of black-rimmed glasses — but local cops saw right through his ploy, according to a new report.

David Springthorpe, 30, who was wanted for a number of shoplifting offenses and breaching a court order, was busted this week “after a chase” when cops spotted the now-bespectacled suspect, authorities posted to Facebook….

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  1. Chuck says:
    November 25, 2019 at 02:31

    Maybe if he would’ve combed his hair while wearing his disguise …

  2. Alain41 says:
    November 25, 2019 at 07:57

    He probably thought that if he went Full Groucho with the mustache that that would call attention to himself.
    And now he’s Duck Walked to jail.
    Stuffed Duck says; Busted.

  3. Vintageport says:
    November 25, 2019 at 13:08

    Eyeglasses? What eyeglasses?

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