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ICYMI: Hollywood Celebs Do Dramatic Reading of Mueller Report Because Why Not?
by Shifra on June 26, 2019A group of Hollywood elites got together in NYC Monday for a one-night-only performance of the Mueller report. Yes, a bunch of bitter, angry Hollywood elites suffering from a severe case of Trump Derangement Syndrome did a dramatic reading of 448 pages of legal jargon. And oh darn, I can’t believe I missed it! It look like they are never going to get over the fact that Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States. But maybe after Trump wins again in 2020, they can all get together and do this again. to relive the glorious but short-lived hope that Mueller would ‘deliver the goods’ and they would finally be rid of the ‘Orange. Man. Bad.’ Sad! 🙂...
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Ocasio-Cortez ‘Backtracks,’ Blames Liz Cheney For Concentration Camps Comment
by Shifra on June 25, 2019Last week, Liz Cheney schooled Ocasio-Cortez after she absurdly compared border detention centers with concentration camps, and little Sandy fired back, suggesting that Cheney had “co-opted the language of the oppressor” by using the term “extermination camps” (‘Sandy’ seems clearly ignorant of Elie Wiesel’s own reference to Auschwitz as an extermination camp.) Also @Liz_Cheney, the fact that you employed the horrifying word “exterminated” here (co-opting the language of the oppressor) tells us that it’s *you* that needs to brush up on your reading. Hope you enjoy defending concentration camps. I won’t back down fighting against them. https://t.co/OOfrrfa1Ew — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) June 18, 2019 But now, the entire controversy is the fault of Liz Cheney and the “shrieking Republicans” ?...
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Lib Magazine: Deodorant Is A Tool Of The Patriarchy
by Shifra on June 24, 2019This is not from The Onion…It’s from Slate. So now deodorant is a social construct? Who knew? Via PJ Media. ….The article was chock-full of enough Third Wave Feminist nonsense to make you bring up dinner. For example: …We don’t need aluminum-free deodorant, but the social implications of products that allow women to sweat are good anyway. Deodorants were first sold in the late 1800s, with antiperspirants following shortly thereafter. But it took a bit of time for the concept of masking and/or stopping sweat to take off. Early marketing campaigns, as journalist Sarah Everts has reported, were designed to make women—and they were first marketed just to women—embarrassed about the entire concept of perspiration. A few years ago, Everts...
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Ocasio-Cortez Calls For End To ‘Colonial’ Approach To… Cauliflower
by Shifra on May 21, 2019No, Sandy’s little ‘word salad’ lecture about the cultural context of cauliflower is not from The Onion. No justice, no peas! Or something. Via Washington Examiner. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., explained Sunday that a “core component” of her Green New Deal legislation is ending “colonial” attitudes that dominate community gardens. “What I love too is growing plants that are culturally familiar to the community. It’s so important,” the freshman congresswoman said in an Instagram video while exploring a Bronx community garden. “So that’s really how you do it right. That is such a core component of the Green New Deal is having all of these projects make sense in a cultural context, and it’s an area that we get the...
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Video: ‘Sleepy Joe’ Biden Puts Supporters To Sleep
by Shifra on May 3, 2019Day #1 of Biden’s dull, drab campaign: Supporter yawns. Day #2: Supporter falls asleep. Yes, it’s going to be a long, long eighteen months. HT American Mirror. Looks like it could be a long road ahead for Joe Biden. pic.twitter.com/gyHmgvOLsj — Kyle Morris (@RealKyleMorris) April 29, 2019 Looks like the woman on the right is getting some quality sleep 🙂 pic.twitter.com/FgxZEKLVCP — Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) May 1, 2019
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Bernie Sanders: I Need To Do A Better Job Explaining Socialism
by Shifra on March 20, 2019Memo to Bernie: Keep praising those bread lines and food rationing. Yep, that’ll work 🙂 Via Breitbart. Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) is running again to be president of the United States, and although he lost the Democratic nomination in 2016, he hopes to earn the mantle this cycle and bring his brand of socialism to power. One thing he hopes to do better on the road to the White House is to do a “better job” explaining socialism. “I think what we have to do, and I will be doing it, is to do a better job maybe in explaining what we mean by socialism — democratic socialism,” Sanders told National Public Radio’s (NPR) Morning Edition on Monday. “Obviously, my...
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Ocasio-Cortez Upset Over High ‘Unfavorable’ Ratings, Blames… ‘Bigotry’
by Shifra on March 19, 2019Yes, Sandy, please continue to blame “sexism, racism, bigotry…and Fox News” for your unpopularity, which apparently, in your little bubble, has nothing to do with your involvement in killing the Amazon deal, together with 25K NYC jobs. Via Free Beacon. New York Democratic congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Monday shared a tweet blaming her low favorability numbers in a newly released poll on bigotry and Fox News. A Siena College poll of New York State voters found that Ocasio-Cortez’s favorability is underwater, with 31 percent viewing her favorably and 44 percent viewing her unfavorably. Those results mirror national polling from Gallup and Fox News, which found that Ocasio-Cortez has a net approval rating of -10 and -13 points, respectively. Ocasio-Cortez notably...
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College Students Demand Free Laundry Detergent and Fabric Softener Because… Racism
by Shifra on March 13, 2019The “Diaspora Coalition” students at Sarah Lawrence College are also demanding, among a laundry list of freebies: unlimited access to therapy sessions. Well, access to fabric softener and unlimited therapy sessions are basic human rights! Right? They are also demanding the college fire a professor,. Sam Abrams, for his “sin” of calling for ideological diversity in a NYT Op-Ed column. Via Daily Caller. A group of students at Sarah Lawrence College released a set of demands Monday, including free housing and food for students, to amend for alleged “injustices imposed on people of color.” Members of the “Diaspora Coalition” presented the list of demands to President Cristle Collins Judd during a two-day sit-in at her office and accused the college...
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Jim Acosta Announces He’s Writing A Book, And Twitter Mocking Begins
by Shifra on January 25, 2019Jimbo is planning to write a “tell-all” book about how dangerous it is right now to tell the truth. Because of all the journalists being jailed and tortured in Trump’s America. Oh wait, that would be in China, Turkey, and Egypt. Never mind… Title and cover of Acosta’s book: Suggested alternate title and book cover: Revealed: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Hurt My Feelings, And President Trump Once Yelled At Me HT Daily Wire. It’s such a dangerous time to tell the truth in America that Jim Acosta is going to write a book about how dangerous a time it is to tell the truth in America. https://t.co/Hde91A4JnH — Steve Krakauer (@SteveKrak) January 24, 2019 CNN's Stelter risked his life to get...
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New Dem Talking Point: Wall Is *Luxury* We Can’t Afford
by Shifra on January 11, 2019It’s so hard to keep up with the Dems: from “illegal immigration is wrong,” to “they aren’t illegal, just undocumented,” to “there’s a crisis at the border” to “the so-called crisis is a manufactured one,” to “border walls are ineffective,” to “border walls are immoral,” and now this, from Pelosi: WATCH: Pelosi calls border wall a “luxury” our country “can’t afford.” pic.twitter.com/9SBuRfbNy0 — Amy (@RightHookUSA) January 10, 2019 We have “no money to secure our borders,” but here’s a list, courtesy of @CalebHull, of things we apparently do have money to spend on. My personal favs, because…zoos, artwork, Idaho caviar, rabbits getting Swedish massages. And who doesn’t love a good fruit costume? $1,000,000 on Zoo Poetry: “increasing environmental awareness” by...
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Dem ‘Talking Point Twins’ ? Pelosi & Schumer Send Identical ‘Shutdown’ Tweets
by Shifra on December 27, 2018Chuckles and Nan obviously copied their tweets from the same Dem talking points. But it would have been much more effective if they had included Tammy’s line: It’s ‘doom and gloom’ with the Shutdown, and we’re all scrambling for grubs and puddle water! 🙂 Note from Tammy: For politicians this remains a game, and the American people are an irritating side issue. For some reason, the shut down of the government is portrayed as the worst thing that could happen. Really? No one is working without pay, and there is a slight chance some may receive a delayed paycheck, but even that is unlikely. The howling by politicians as though the shutdown is the end of the world is nonsense,...
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Video: Smug Obama Rambles, Mocks People He’s Worked With, Uses Obscene Term
by Shifra on November 21, 2018And another “gem” from an incoherent, er, the “greatest orator of our generation:” “We could have electricity and smartphones and all that stuff which would buy us probably another 20, 30 years for that technological breakthrough that’s necessary,”…. The reason we don’t do it is because we are still confused, blind, shrouded with hate, anger, racism, mommy issues.” “Mommy issues” – said the man whose father abandoned him, and whose mother dragged him around to Third-World countries before dumping him on his grandparents. Via American Mirror. Former President Barack Obama used a disgusting term on Monday when discussing officials who do not cower to his demands. While speaking at the Obama Foundation in Chicago, the former president complained about the...
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Ocasio-Cortez Plays ‘Victim Card’ After Being Mocked For Latest ‘Word-Slips’
by Shifra on November 19, 2018Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez apparently does not know the three “chambers,” er, branches of government are not the Presidency, Senate & House — Hint: it’s legislative (Congress), executive (POTUS), and judicial (the courts). She also does not seem to understand the difference between “word-slips” and plain ignorance. Via BizPac Review. For someone who has thrust herself on the national stage, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez sure has thin skin. The proud democratic socialist and newly elected congresswoman from New York has a knack for making confusing statements, or “word slips,” as she calls them, and is real quick to play the victim if anyone calls attention to them. Her latest flub occurred on Saturday when Ocasio-Cortez called for taking back “all three chambers of Congress,”...
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DNC CEO On How Dems Will Pay For Multi-Trillion Single Payer Healthcare: “I Don’t Know”
by Shifra on November 14, 2018The CEO of the Democratic National Committee should consult with another Dem “financial genius,” Alexandria Ocsio-Cortez, who, when asked the same question, responded, “Just pay for it.” Via Daily Wire. Seema Nanda, CEO of the Democratic National Committee, was asked on Tuesday how the Democrats intend to pay for a multi-trillion dollar government-run single-payer health care system. She had no idea…. “There has been some analysis of, third-party analysis of a Medicare for all program, what it would be like, how much it might cost is a big issue,” the interviewer said. “It would be very expensive, so, if this is going to be a winning issue for Democrats in 2020, how do you answer the question of how are...
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More Complaints From Hillary: Trump Campaign Stole My Campaign’s Data
by Shifra on October 30, 2018Hillary just pulled this latest charge out of her, um, hat. And if hearing all this whining from Hilz sounds like fun, you can catch the live Bill & Hill show in NYC this Spring. Yep, 2 tickets, Orchestra, Row E will set you back a mere $10,378. Or two balcony seats for only $136. Via American Mirror. The 2016 presidential election may have been 720 days ago, but America’s crazy ex-girlfriend STILL isn’t over it. During a Friday evening Q&A with Recode’s Kara Swisher, Hillary Clinton again attacked Russia for its alleged involvement in the election. But she leveled a stunning, evidence-free new charge: The Trump campaign stole voter data from her campaign and used it to reach “persuadable”...