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Ocasio-Cortez Compares Fighting ‘Global Warming’ to War Against Nazi Germany
by Shifra on October 21, 2018Yes, Alexandria Ocasio-Corte just compared defeating Nazi Germany to “fighting” Global Warming. Well, let’s send our troops to storm the beaches of Normandy, er, the Arctic Circle. Or something. Via Free Beacon. Democratic congressional candidate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Friday night said the way the Allied Powers defeated the Nazis during World War II provides a blueprint for how the United States should defeat global warming. Ocasio-Cortez appeared at a climate change town hall in College Point, a neighborhood in the New York City borough of Queens, where she discussed her “radical” plan to tackle global warming, according to a clip first flagged by the Republican National Committee. “When we talk about existential threats, the last time we had a really...
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NYT: Roger Federer May Have Lost ‘U.S. Open’ Due to… Global Warming
by Shifra on September 5, 2018NYT headline: “Roger Federer Is Tough to Beat. Global Warming Might Have Pulled an Upset” Hey, NYT, I changed the headline for you: “Maybe Roger Federer lost the US Open because the heat got to him in NYC because it is very hot in the summer and that is why the end of summer in NYC is referred to as the “’dog days of summer.’” You’re welcome. Via Daily Caller. The New York Times published an article suggesting tennis star Roger Federer’s U.S. Open defeat was not the result of being bested by Australian John Millman, but instead because of man-made global warming…. Millman defeated Federer on Monday night in a fourth-round upset. It’s the first time Federer lost to...
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Arctic Expedition To Raise Awareness of ‘Global Warming’ Gets Stuck In Ice
by Shifra on August 29, 2018Looks like these jokers, er, scientists, do not pay much attention to actual computer models…or warnings from the Canadian Coast Guard. Via Breitbart. Yet another Arctic expedition to raise awareness of “global warming” has been frustrated by unexpectedly large quantities of ice. This time the climate chumps were a party of scientists, students and filmmakers from the University of Rhode Island’s Inner Space Center (ISC) sponsored – your tax dollar at work – by the U.S. National Science Foundation. Their mission: “Research to aid understanding of/document climate change effects” in the Canadian Arctic Archipelago aboard a Russian ship Akademik Ioffe…. …from Facebook page entry from the tour company. On the morning of August 24th, the Akademik Ioffe — the vessel...
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Global Warming? *Cold* Atlantic Water Brings Less Activity For Hurricane Season
by Shifra on August 20, 2018Paging Al Gore… Via Forbes. We are approaching the latter part of August, which typically means that we are entering the peak of the Atlantic hurricane season. According to National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) statistics, September 10th is the peak of the season with the month of August serving as a significant ramp up period. This year forecasters have continued to adjust their forecasts downward. One of the primary reasons is that the region of the Atlantic that “breeds” storms at this time of year has colder than normal waters. NOAA recently released its updated projections for the season….It notes, The outlook indicates a 60% chance of a below-normal season, a 30% chance of a near-normal season, and only...
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New ‘Global Warming’ Claim: Rising Sea Levels Might Destroy Internet in 15 Years
by Shifra on August 5, 2018Gosh, I’ll really miss Twitter when rising sea levels drown all the internet cables. Or something. Via Daily Caller. A government-funded study predicts rising sea levels will likely submerge over 4,000 miles of internet cables and more than 1,000 data centers in the next 15 years. But even the study’s authors admit their results are based on the “most extreme” sea level rise scenario of 6 feet by the end of the century…. The study, by University of Wisconsin-Madison and the University of Oregon researchers, uses the “most extreme” scenario considered by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA)…. Of course, news headlines blared warnings the internet was in danger from man-made warming. “Rising seas could knock out the internet...
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Photographer of Starving Polar Bear Admits ‘Climate Change’ Image Was ‘Misleading’
by Shifra on August 1, 2018A starving polar bear, rummaging for food in empty cans, in an ice-free landscape, with a caption that reads: “This is what climate change looks like.” And she blames people for taking the iconic image ‘literally’ ? How else were people supposed to take this heart-wrenching but deceptive image? Via Washington Times. National Geographic contributing photographer and speaker Cristina Mittermeieracknowledged Thursday that her now-viral photographs of a starving polar bear went “too far” in linking the bear’s condition to the effects of climate change. In an article for National Geographic, Ms. Mittermeier wrote that she and photographer Paul Nicklen, who recorded video of the bear, were “on a mission to capture images that communicate the urgency of climate change” “Documenting...
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Lib Magazine Links ‘Climate Change’ to… Suicide
by Shifra on July 29, 2018Interesting connection, as Alaska has the second highest suicide rate of all the states. And Alaska is also the warmest. Oh wait, Alaska is actually the coldest state. Never mind. Via NewsBusters. Watch out! Climate change is not only killing polar bears; it is killing humans. The liberals have discovered a new scare tactic to push their climate control agenda and now are saying that increase in temperature leads to increase in suicide. The Atlantic posted an article concerning this topic on July 23 claiming “unusually hot days have profound effects on mental health and human physiology.” This assertion was based on a report by Nature Climate Change, a monthly journal dedicated to writing on “underlying causes or impacts of...
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Award For Most Moonbatty Tweet of Summer Goes to… Bette Midler
by Shifra on July 5, 2018Summer started only two weeks ago. But could any Hollywood celeb top this ridiculous tweet? Apparently, Midler is miserable in hot weather. But doesn’t she have central A/C and a private pool ? And how is anyone saying they deny the so-called science of “global warming” “climate change” cause the temperature to rise? HT Twitchy. HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU, #CLIMATEDENIERS?? THANKS FOR NOTHING, YOU IDIOTS. — Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) July 2, 2018 This week in 1936, North Dakota was 121 degrees. This week in 1913, California was 134 degrees. This week in 1901, hundreds of New Yorkers died in the streets from the heat.Bette's childhood memories seem to have faded, but her anger and hatred has gone off-scale. pic.twitter.com/FkwrLP2Xh6 —...
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CA Gov ‘Moonbeam:’ 3 Billion People Will Die, Because… Global Warming!
by Shifra on April 23, 2018Did Gov. Jerry Brown just pull the number “3 billion” out of his, um, hat? And if he wants to really scare us, Bill Paxton did it so much better in ‘Aliens.’ Via CNS News. California Gov. Jerry Brown predicted that if carbon emissions aren’t reduced, billions of people will die from “heat events,” and one billion will be subjected to vector diseases. “When you pick up the paper or turn on cable news, you’d think it’s another planet. It’s all about the nonsense of Washington, and carbon emissions are growing, and we’ve got to radically turn that around, or the migrations you’re seeing now are going to be child’s play,” Brown told reporters Tuesday at the National Press Club...
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Los Angeles Painting Streets White Because… Climate Change!
by Shifra on April 11, 2018So happy that LA has solved its growing homeless problem. And now they can focus on painting the streets white. To change the climate. Or something. Via Fox News. California officials are hoping their latest attempt to stem the rising tides of climate change leads to a more socially conscious — and cooler — summer. Officials in Los Angeles have been painting streets white to reduce the effect of urban “heat islands” and combat the effects of climate change. The LA Street Services began rolling out the project last May, which preliminary testing shows has reduced the temperature of roadways by up to 10 degrees. The project involves applying a light gray coating of the product CoolSeal, made by the...
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Climate Alarmists Suing Oil Companies Get Schooled by Judge
by Shifra on April 3, 2018The ‘Climate Hysterics’ finally got their day in court. But things did not go well for them. Judge Alsup asked a simple question: “What do you think caused the Ice Age?” The expert’s answer: “A wobble in the Earth’s orbit.” And things went downhill from there. Via Free Beacon. A civil suit playing out between five American oil companies and the municipalities of Oakland and San Francisco started off poorly for climate change activists. In preparation for California v. Chevron, the date for which has yet to determined, U.S. District Court Judge William Alsup ordered the litigants converge for a “climate change tutorial” in an effort to ensure all parties understood the scientific foundation that would form the basis of...
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Al Gore: Future Is Full of ‘Flying Rivers’ And ‘Rain Bombs’
by Shifra on March 20, 2018Ol’ Al forgot to mention: and Flying Monkeys! Via IBT. Former US vice president Al Gore, who is now the founder and chairman of the Climate Reality Project, a non-profit establishment ”devoted to solving the climate crisis”, has claimed that global weather is becoming too extreme and disruptive due to the negative effect of global warming. Gore made these remarks at the Global Education and Skills Forum (GESF) in Dubai on Sunday. According to Al Gore, ‘flying rivers’ and ‘rain bombs’ are the two recent natural phenomena which have occurred due to climate change, triggered by global warming. He described flying rivers as long streams of rain-bearing clouds that travel long distances and finally ending up as heavy rain bombs...
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Moonbat Study: ‘Global Warming’ Can Alter Our Personalities!
by Shifra on February 8, 2018Remember when Global Warming believers ran around claiming that all the icebergs would melt because the earth was getting so hot? Good times… Via Daily Caller. A new Columbia Business School study is out with the latest bizarre claim about man-made global warming — it could alter people’s personalities. “As climate change continues across the world, we may also observe concomitant changes in human personality,” reads the study, published in the journal Nature on Tuesday. It’s only the latest in a slew of studies on the potential psychological effects of future warming, and it’s not even the most bizarre. For example, recent studies have claimed worry about global warming is making people depressed…. Even more bizarre, a 2015 Harvard School...
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Researchers Identify New ‘Cause of Global Warming’=> Sandwiches
by Shifra on January 28, 2018The next time you eat a sandwich, remember this: You are causing polar bears to die. Or something. Via New Atlas. Scientists at the University of Manchester have found a surprising global warming culprit – sandwiches. In the first study of its kind, the researchers carried out an in-depth audit of various sandwiches throughout their life cycles and found the triangular meals could be responsible for the equivalent annual carbon emissions of 8.6 million cars in Britain alone…. According to the British Sandwich Association (BSA), the United Kingdom spends £8 billion (US$11.3 billion) annually on 11.5 billion sandwiches, with half made at home and the other half bought at shops, supermarkets, kiosks, and service stations. To better understand the environmental...
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Moonbat NYC Mayor Sues Oil Companies For ‘Causing’ Superstorm Sandy
by Shifra on January 11, 2018This is nothing more than a political stunt, driven by Bill de Blasio’s delusion, er, hope, that he can run for POTUS on the Dem ticket in 2020. And speaking of stunts: When de Blasio was confronted by the fact that he takes a gas-guzzling SUV from Manhattan to his old gym in Brooklyn, instead of going to a gym several blocks from the Manhattan mayor’s residence at Gracie Mansion, he responded that cutting out the daily SUV trips would be nothing more than “cheap symbolism.” Via Washington Times. A week after a brutal snowstorm froze New York City, Mayor Bill de Blasio delivered a one-two punch Wednesday in the name of climate change, announcing he will seek billions in...