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Video of Israeli Comic Trying To Teach His Mother to ‘Zoom’ Goes Viral
by Shifra on May 10, 2020Happy Mothers Day to mothers everywhere…especially to Moms who are learning from their children how to use Zoom 🙂 Via Times of Israel. Zoom. It’s one of the technological tools that’s helping many people muscle through the social distancing lifestyle created by the coronavirus…. Luckily, Yehudit Gruber Suliman, 59, a Jerusalem educator and lecturer, had her son, Yonatan Gruber, 31, to help her figure out how to Zoom…. Gruber, a comic, MC and member of Shlofta, an Israeli comic ensemble, was at home with his wife in Jaffa, recently returned from their South African honeymoon. With all his gigs canceled due to the pandemic, he was feeling a little down…. Gruber, the third of his mother’s five sons, spent more...
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Dem Donors To Spend $100K For ‘Virtual Dinner’ With Hillary
by Shifra on May 6, 2020The Democratic National Committee is raising money for their (futile) attempt to win the White House in 2020. For a mere $100,000, you can, on your laptop, watch Hillary eating dinner. Here is a better idea, DNC: Charge people one dollar to totally avoid anything on their newsfeeds about this harebrained idea. Can easily raise at least $200M. You’re welcome 🙂 Via Sun. Hillary Clinton will be having a “virtual dinner” on Zoom for Joe Biden with hosts paying $100,000…. The pricey meeting – taking place on the Zoom conferencing app on May 19 between 6 and 7 pm PDT – will raise money for the Biden Victory Fund. The ‘Host’ ticket level is the most expensive at $100,000 –...
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ICYMI: CNN Gets Punked, Airs ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ Question During Coronavirus Town Hall
by Shifra on April 13, 2020Oops. And the answer to the TDS questions is…yes 🙂 Via Townhall. Someone in the CNN control room was asleep at the wheel Thursday during a town hall event with Anderson Cooper, Dr. Sanjay Gupta and CDC Director Robert Redfield, accidentally letting a question about Trump Derangement Syndrome make it on screen. When the audience was asked to send questions for Redfield, one that managed to make it on air was: “Is Stage-4 TDS considered an underlying morbidity?” While it was only up for a few seconds and Cooper never acknowledged it, the prank didn’t escape careful observers…. CNN gets played in their #ChineseVirus ”town hall” with a “Stage 4 TDS” question. So freakin’ awesome. I’d love to buy the...
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‘PolitiFact’ Fact-Checks… A Joke About Hillary
by Shifra on March 12, 2020Proving once again that Libs have no sense of humor. Via Washington Examiner. …It should not go unnoticed…that the news media’s newfound concern for political satire is reserved almost entirely for jokes told by people on the Right. Consider, for example, PolitiFact’s fact-check this week of Republican Wisconsin state Rep. Gae Magnafici…. More people have died from knowing Hillary. — Gae Magnafici (@GMagnafici) March 7, 2020 …her tweet, obviously a reference to a running online gag about the Clinton body count, has been shared by six social media users. Exactly 25 people have “liked” it. If you can believe it, Magnafici’s clowning on the failed two-time presidential candidate landed the state representative in hot water with the media fact-checking group...
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Russian Pranksters Dupe Bernie Sanders Into Thinking He Was Talking To Greta Thunberg
by Shifra on February 16, 2020Memo to the Dummycrats: These pranksters already made a fool of Adam Schiff
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Iowa Caucuses: Liz Warren Finishes In Fifth Place… In Pocahontas County
by Shifra on February 5, 2020Really, you can’t make this stuff up. Via Daily Caller. ….The Iowa Democratic Party released the first partial vote count from Monday night’s Iowa caucuses Tuesday showing former South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg holding a slight lead over Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders. The partial vote count also showed Warren, of Massachusetts, in fifth place in Pocahontas County, Iowa with all precincts reporting. Buttigieg received 34% of the delegates in Pocahontas County, according to the Detroit Free Press, while Sen. Amy Klobuchar and former Vice President Joe Biden had 22%. Sen. Bernie Sanders took 10%, followed by Warren with 8%….
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Maxine Waters Gets Punked by Prankster Pretending To Be Greta Thunberg
by Shifra on January 5, 2020Looks like the hate-Trump Dummycrats will fall for anything, if it involves Orange Man Bad. And memo to Maxine: The imaginary North Carolina island “Greta” was calling from is called “Chon-Go-Chango, ” not “Chunga Changa.” 🙂 These Russian comedians also tricked Adam Schiff into believing he was speaking to a Ukrainian politician who promised him “dirt” on Trump. Via Fox News. Rep. Maxine Waters, D-Calif., appeared to have been tricked by Russian pranksters into thinking she was speaking on the phone with Greta Thunberg and that the teenage climate activist had dirt on President Trump…. The conversation began with “Thunberg” telling Waters that she was calling from a climate strike meeting in North Carolina where they were advocating for the...
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Trump Campaign Trolls Biden, Buys His Latino Voter Website
by Shifra on October 24, 2019Oops. Oh well, the ‘Joe 30330’ website is still available Via The Hill. Shortly after former Vice President Joe Biden announced his 2020 campaign’s effort to attract Latino voters, President Trump’s reelection campaign trolled the Democratic frontrunner by purchasing the URL named after the outreach program. Biden announced “Todos Con Biden,” which aims to boost support for the former Vice President among Latino voters, while campaigning in Pennsylvania and Iowa, but the Trump campaign team had already bought todosconbiden.com and created the @TodosConBiden Twitter handle. The landing page of todosconbiden.com says, “Oops, Joe se olvidó de los Latinos” and its English translation: “Oops, Joe forgot about Latinos.” It adds, “Joe is all talk” and directs users to the Latinos for...
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Hasbro ‘Monopoly: Socialism’ Game Upsets Socialists
by Shifra on August 23, 2019Further proof that Libs/Leftists/Progs/Socialists have no sense of humor. Via Washington Examiner. Monopoly, sort of like a socialist society, wants your money. The Hasbro game now has a socialism edition, and for people who can laugh at its tongue-in-cheek tagline, “winning is for capitalists,” it could be a great addition to board game night. Be warned, though, that if you do choose to enlighten your guests about the potential perils of socialism, including universal healthcare and no-tip vegan restaurants, you might not want to invite this guy…. I bought a copy of Hasbro's mean-spirited and woefully ill-informed "MONOPOLY: SOCIALISM" board game so you don't have to – a thread 1/ pic.twitter.com/YhZWDjkAnj — Nick Kapur (@nick_kapur) August 21, 2019 ….According to...
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Omar, Tlaib Push ‘Boycott Israel!’… Yet Are Using Israeli Technology On Their Websites
by Shifra on July 23, 2019Yes, looks like Israel really “hypnotized” these two into using their technology 🙂 But if Omar and Tlaib want to be consistent in their hatred of Israel and their calls to boycott the Jewish state, they need to start by throwing out their iPhones because, yes, Apple uses an Israeli-developed chip. They also need to immediately stop texting, because, yep, SMS technology was developed in Israel. They should also remove all anti-virus software and personal firewalls from their computers because… Israel! And they should definitely check out this list: So You Want to Boycott Israel? Here’s A List of Products and Services You Need to Start With HT Twitchy. The awkward moment when the anti Zionist @IlhanMN notices that her...
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ICYMI: Pete Buttigieg Tries To Troll Trump. It Backfires ‘Bigly’
by Shifra on May 13, 2019Memo to Mayor Pete: Rookie mistake to mess with Mad Magazine. They have been mocking celebs and politicians since 1952. Google them! 🙂 Via NY Post. President Trump is “Mad” at Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg. “Alfred E. Neuman cannot become president of the United States,” Trump told Politico on Friday, using the name for the gap-toothed, big-eared Mad magazine mascot to refer to Buttigieg. But the 37-year-old mayor of South Bend, Ind., had a millennial pause before he could respond to the diss. “I’ll be honest. I had to Google that,” Buttigieg said. “I guess it’s just a generational thing. I didn’t get the reference.” And then, Mad Magazine got…mad 🙂 Who’s Pete Buttigieg? Must be a generational...
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Trump Official Trolls Omar On Threat Complaints: Just Some People Saying Something
by Shifra on April 17, 2019Brava to Housing and Urban Development (HUD) official Lynne Patton for a brilliant response…to be filed under “Why didn’t *I* think of that?” Patton is no stranger to personal attacks, having been called a racist “prop” by Rep. Rashida Tlaib at the Cohen hearing. And she reports that she receives threats sent directly to her home, after being doxxed by the MSM. Via BizPac Review. Lynne Patton, the regional administrator at the Department of Housing and Urban Development in the Trump administration, doesn’t have a whole lot of sympathy for Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., who says she is facing a growing number of death threats as a result of President Trump drawing attention to her disrespectful 9/11 remarks. But then,...
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Heckler Interrupts ‘Bill and Hill Show’ To Tell Them How Boring They Are
by Shifra on April 14, 2019Oh darn, I can’t believe I missed this snoozefest! Via NY Post. Now that they’ve been dismissed, defanged and declawed by their own party, Bill and Hillary Clinton are doing what comes naturally: Hitting people up for money. Thursday night marked the kickoff, in New York City, of their national speaking tour. Billed as “a one-of-a-kind conversation with two individuals who have helped shape our world … [and who offer] remarkable insight into where we go from here,” the event simply underscored why Hillary lost: Over-promise, under-deliver, avoid accountability, and expect the masses to nonetheless be satisfied. My ticket, a third-row seat in the balcony, cost $210. This bought me 90 minutes of longtime Clinton lackey Paul Begala launching such...
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Ocasio-Cortez Mocked By Comedians On ‘Instagram’ Posts
by Shifra on April 7, 2019Memo to “Sandy” Ocasio-Cortez: If you can’t stand being mocked, stay off Instagram, find an office in your district, and start doing your job. And thanks to all the young women for a really good laugh. Happy Sunday! Via BizPac Review. Mocking Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., for her inane words and actions is evolving into a sport, which is the price the Bronx nitwit pays for her undying thirst for attention. Ocasio-Cortez did a bizarre Instagram Live video last week pontificating on life while kneeling on the floor, eating popcorn and drinking wine. And to prove she is talented, she did it all while building IKEA furniture…. On Instagram live, AOC just compared climate change and the world ending in...
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ICYMI: Sliced Bagel ‘Blasphemy’ Sparks Internet Outrage
by Shifra on March 31, 2019There is only one way to cut a bagel… Only. One. The ex-manager of the bakery chain says St. Louis-style bagels started as ‘an accident.’ This is not an accident. It is a crime! Via Times of Israel. The bread-sliced bagel was an accident. That’s what the former co-owner of Panera, Doron Berger, told me Thursday night. We talked on the phone more than 24 hours after a tweet of a few bagels, sliced like bread loaves, struck the internet like a nightmare and sparked a thousand hot takes. Twitter users famous and obscure lambasted Alek Krautman, a St. Louis native, for suggesting there is more than one way to slice a bagel…. Here’s how Berger defends the bagel blasphemy:...