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Oops: A Dozen ISIS Terrorists Accidentally Blow Themselves Up
by Shifra on March 15, 2016Twelve ISIS terrorists accidentally blow themselves up. Twenty-one others injured. And bonus: No civilian casualties! Happy Tuesday 🙂 Via Stars and Stripes: At least a dozen Islamic State militants accidentally blew themselves up in eastern Afghanistan Sunday during a botched operation to plant a bomb, a local official said. “They were attempting to move an IED (improvised explosive device) to a crowded area of Achin, but it went off before they reached the planned place,” said Attaullah Khogyani, spokesman for Nangarhar province’s provincial governor. Twenty-one other militants were wounded, Khogyani said. There were no civilian casualties…. ****************************************************
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Goes Boom: Here’s Why You Should *Never* Jihad While Driving
by Shifra on January 26, 2016Oopsie… Via Newsfoxes: Riding a hoverboard without knowing what you’re doing is dangerous enough as it is, but when you forget to take off your suicide vest beforehand, it’s more than likely not going to end well.
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Happy Tuesday: Jihadist And Comrade Filming Him Both Go Boom!
by Shifra on November 10, 2015This is known as a Tuesday Double Special 🙂 Via Daily Caller: Newly released footage from the war in Syria shows what appears to be a Jihadist receiving an unexpected surprise in the form of a mortar shell while giving an interview on camera. The whistling artillery strike, which hit the Jihadist right in the middle of an interview while in Tall Sukayk, Syria, apparently came from the Syrian Arab Army….
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Happy Wednesday: ISIS Suicide Bomber Botches Attack, Gets Blown In Half
by Shifra on November 4, 2015Maybe we could send him a copy of “How To Carry Out A Successful Suicide Bombing, For Dummies.” Oh wait… Via Daily Mail: A grisly video has surfaced of the moment a failed ISIS suicide bomber is found torn in half but still alive after his explosives detonated too early. Footage of the incident, posted online, showed him muttering a few words and moving his head – despite missing the lower half of his body. It’s believed he was an ISIS suicide bomber whose bomb belt detonated too early in a botched attack on Houthi rebels in Yemen….
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Happy Wednesday: Two Suicide Bombers Get In Fight, Blow Themselves Up
by Shifra on June 10, 2015In a “workplace violence” incident, two suicide belt-wearing terrorist morons started arguing. Things escalated, and they got into a physical fight. And…boom! No one else was injured in the blast. I do hope they enjoy meeting their 72 Virginians. Via Daily Mail: Two would-be suicide bombers have died in Pakistan after an explosive device detonated as they fought each other, it has been reported…. Eyewitnesses claim the men, who were believed to have been wearing suicide vests, were sitting on a bench engaged in discussion before their deaths. It is thought the two men began to fight and an improvised explosive device was triggered…. Related: NYT: Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
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Boom: ISIS Suicide Bomber’s Car Explodes *Before* Hitting Target
by Shifra on April 15, 2015Your feel-good story of the midweek. #UrWelcome 🙂 Via Daily Caller: Shocking Video Shows ISIS Suicide Bombers Car Exploding Midair Kurdish forces recently released a video which shows an apparent unforeseen explosion launching a vehicle-borne bomber into the air like some kind of jihadi firework. Just as whatever’s left of him hits the peak and begins to descend, the payload he intended to deliver (presumably) also exploded….
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Video: Mosque Chanting “Death to America! Death To Jews!” Goes…Boom!
by Shifra on March 24, 2015Oopsie… Via Israel National News: Yemen: Worshippers Cursed Jews at Moment of Mosque Bombing Last Friday, terrorists who claimed to be affiliated with the Islamic State (ISIS) targeted two mosques affiliated with the Shiite Houthi rebel movement which has taken over the capital of Yemen, Sanaa. The attacks, carried out by suicide bombers during the rush for Friday prayers, killed 137 people and injured 345 others, according to Al-Jazeera. ….According to video footage posted to the internet and translated by the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), the worshippers at the mosque were cursing Jews and wishing death upon Israel just as the suicide bomber detonated his explosive device. The preacher is shown saying in the video, “Our belief in...
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Syria/ISIS Strike Update and Open Thread
by Tammy on September 23, 2014Evene though Obama was dragged into doing the right thing kicking and screaming, I was thrilled when I heard last night we were striking ISIS in Syria, and in a serious way. None of that pin-prick garbage we are implementing in Iraq. Instead, Tomahawk missile and scores of bombing runs. We were also told of 5 Arab nations joining us. At first there were no details about what “participating” meant. I tweeted my curiosity about this as “participation” could means a vareity of things, including allowing us to fly over territory. But today there are some details, and all are reported to have flown sorties, with only Qatar (the funder of Hamas and other terror operations) flying but not dropping...
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Video: Hamas Funeral Attendee Forgets To Remove Suicide Belt, Goes Boom!
by Shifra on August 24, 2014Don’t they teach anything at Hamas Suicide Training School? You’re supposed to take off your suicide belt when you go to a funeral. Capiche?
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Muslim Terrorists Celebrate, Have A Real *Blast*
by Shifra on May 30, 2014Oopsie… Looks like they were absent from Terrorist School the day they covered “How to party without blowing yourself up.” 🙂 Via Daily Caller: #NotAllMuslims Get Party Started With A Bang
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Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Kills 22 Terrorists In His Class
by Tammy on February 10, 2014Allah Akbar indeed. Your Feel Good story for the start of the week 🙂 Via The Hill. Nearly two dozen militants were killed in a suicide bombing training class in Iraq Monday when the instructor accidentally set off a belt packed with explosives, the New York Times reports. An Iraqi army officer said that the teacher conducting the class was a prolific recruiter who was “able to kill the bad guys for once.” The Sunni militants were part of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), which is battling Iraqi government forces in the country’s western Anbar province. Twenty-two militants were killed in the blast — which occurred because the instructor conducted a demonstration with a belt he didn’t...